Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[blunthead]

you get hag saying, "What'd you just call me?!".

inserts an unnecessary adverb.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get hag saying, "What'd you just call me?!
inserts an unnecessary adverb.

You call 1-800-grammar-notzee and pop some popcorn.
Inserts a special kind of stupid.

 

[blunthead]

you get a special mind of entitlement.

inserts a barber pole.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a special mind of entitlement.
inserts a barber pole.

you get a shave & a haircut for two bills.
inserts a happy camper.

 

[blunthead]

you get Boo Boo.

inserts honey.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Boo Boo.
inserts honey.

you get a boo boo honey.
inserts a reporter who begins each report by expressing the political & sexual orientation of the reportee.

 

[Neesy]

You get a reporter who is 'out to lunch'
Inserts a box of chocolates left over from Valentines

 

[Kitten]

You get a chocolate Easter bunny.

Inserts a silly willy.

 

[blunthead]

you get drunk Wonka.

inserts a troublesome visitor.

 

[Neesy]

You get mother-in-law trouble

Inserts a numb gluteus maximus

 

[blunthead]

you get me.

inserts a dual personality.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get me.
inserts a dual personality.

you get the Pushmi-pullyu who is never rude.
inserts a broken cavity magnetron.

 

[blunthead]

you get a bulging magnetron.

inserts a differential.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a bulging magnetron.
inserts a differential.

you sit at your desk, stumped by math.
inserts a speaker who spoke a bad word for the very first time and who then spent the remainder of the day wondering if they could improve on it.

 

[blunthead]

you get Joe Biden.

inserts hypersensitivity.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Joe Biden.
inserts hypersensitivity.

you get my feet...my neck...my sides...my back on occasion.
inserts a clean well-lighted place.

 

[blunthead]

you get a waiter pissed off at a stingy, drunk Hemingway.

inserts great balls of fire.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a waiter pissed off at a stingy, drunk Hemingway.
inserts great balls of fire.

You get John Cougar...oops! I mean...Jerry Lee Lewis (had to search).
inserts the sad cafe.

 

[blunthead]

you get a room at the asylum.

inserts a counseling session.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a room at the asylum.
inserts a counseling session.

You listen to the counselor say, you say that rather proudly. Are you proud of that? (inside joke...ignore me)
inserts an old milk crate and a wooden chair.