Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[blunthead]

you get confused and eat stale crackers and mold.

inserts a boss.

 

[Neesy]

you get confused and eat stale crackers and mold.

inserts a boss.

You get to put on your noise cancelling headphones because her voice is so strident

Inserts a nice tall drink of water

 

[blunthead]

you get to the bar, finally.

inserts billy.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Spoiler

inserts ketchup

like that?

what you do is take the last insertion and say what one gets from the vending machine of mystery with that insertion. cute puppy. i want one.

you get to the bar, finally.
inserts billy.

you break out in song: billy! don't be a hero! don't be a fool with your life!
inserts the grasshopper years.

 

[blunthead]

you get David Carradine.

inserts ham.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get David Carradine.
inserts ham.

you put "green eggs" on the list, then look for the keys.
inserts bush league emotionalism.

 

[blunthead]

you get excited about an azalea.

inserts the wrong thing.

 

[Neesy]

You get to exclaim in delight - "No, no - that THAT thing! (the other thing)"

Inserts a confirmation of payment transaction

 

[blunthead]

you get a refund.

inserts a haunted house.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a refund.
inserts a haunted house.

you run up to the door and knock and then run like all get-out.
inserts a ripplicator.

 

[blunthead]

you get to make fake waves.

inserts a lady detective.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to make fake waves.
inserts a lady detective.

you ask her if she would rather play with your jacks.
inserts a shirt-sleeved, neck-tied man with an expanding middle.

 

[blunthead]

you get me minus the fancy clothes.

inserts a wreck.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get mental help!

inserts love

 

[blunthead]

you get pregnant.

inserts mail.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get bills!

inserts drama

 

[blunthead]

you get a mask.

inserts a whistle.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get air out your ass

inserts a thumb

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get air out your ass
inserts a thumb

you get: Moon! River!
inserts a paper towel.

 

[blunthead]

you get a waste stream.

inserts doing.