Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[blunthead]

you get to hallucinate.

inserts alien contact.

 

[Neesy]

you get to hallucinate.

inserts alien contact.

You get my sister's former in-laws

Inserts a cute blonde who acts shy, but hides a set of sharp teeth

 

[blunthead]

you get Dean Koontz' dog.

inserts shove it.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Dean Koontz' dog.
inserts shove it.

you get to step back and put a lean on your shovel.
inserts buttocks clenching with a cadence, chewing on a pair of cotton underwear.

 

[Neesy]

You get Happy Harry the hairy plumber for all your plugged up sink needs

Inserts a trick seal stealing a bucket of fish at SeaWorld

 

[blunthead]

you get clepto-aquatica.

inserts the end of time.

 

[Neesy]

you get clepto-aquatica.

inserts the end of time.

You get to throw your watch away

Inserts the Red River Exhibition

 

[blunthead]

you get mass murder in the streets.

inserts brain surgery.

 

[Neesy]

you get mass murder in the streets.

inserts brain surgery.

You get salad (or a 'bottle in front of me')

Inserts a fine blend of assorted spices

 

[blunthead]

you get KFC.

inserts rocket science.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get KFC.
inserts rocket science.

you get a room full of white guys in white shirts and black ties watching the black and white monitors.
inserts lonely silver rain.

 

[Neesy]

you get a room full of white guys in white shirts and black ties watching the black and white monitors.
inserts lonely silver rain.

You get Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band

Inserts a werewolf, howling at the full moon

 

[Ashcrash]

I dont get this.

 

[Neesy]

I dont get this.

In The Vending Machine of Mystery! game a person posts the phrase "Inserts [fill in the blank]", to which the next poster responds with what you get, adding his/her own insertion. For example: (insertion) Inserts tennis. (response) You get elbowed. Items appropriate for insertion are not limited to objects, but can can include concepts, ideas, and other references. I'll start…

inserts bark.

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[Neesy]

I dont get this.

You get a confused look on a face

Inserts an Oscar Meyer weiner

 

[blunthead]

you get something that Russ Meyer always wanted.

inserts a sizeable fortune.

 

[Neesy]

you get something that Russ Meyer always wanted.

inserts a sizeable fortune.

You get some deep pockets

Inserts Forbes magazine

 

[Ashcrash]

Spoiler

inserts ketchup

like that?

 

[blunthead]

you get a stack to put stuff on.

inserts creme cheese.

 

[Neesy]

you get a stack to put stuff on.

inserts creme cheese.

You get the fancy shmancy kind that is spelled funny

Inserts crackers and old cheddar