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You get my sister's former in-lawsyou get to hallucinate.
inserts alien contact.
you get Dean Koontz' dog.
inserts shove it.
You get to throw your watch awayyou get clepto-aquatica.
inserts the end of time.
You get salad (or a 'bottle in front of me')you get mass murder in the streets.
inserts brain surgery.
you get KFC.
inserts rocket science.
You get Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Bandyou get a room full of white guys in white shirts and black ties watching the black and white monitors.
inserts lonely silver rain.
In The Vending Machine of Mystery! game a person posts the phrase "Inserts [fill in the blank]", to which the next poster responds with what you get, adding his/her own insertion. For example: (insertion) Inserts tennis. (response) You get elbowed. Items appropriate for insertion are not limited to objects, but can can include concepts, ideas, and other references. I'll start…I dont get this.
You get a confused look on a faceI dont get this.
You get some deep pocketsyou get something that Russ Meyer always wanted.
inserts a sizeable fortune.
You get the fancy shmancy kind that is spelled funnyyou get a stack to put stuff on.
inserts creme cheese.