You get to cover it with sweet chili sauce and eat it while watching the Food Network
Inserts a lovely cool breeze on an unseasonably warm day in November
you lean back against the tree and enjoy the time knowing what's coming
inserts the urge
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You get to cover it with sweet chili sauce and eat it while watching the Food Network
Inserts a lovely cool breeze on an unseasonably warm day in November
You try to resist and end up having a tiny chocolate bar anywayyou lean back against the tree and enjoy the time knowing what's coming
inserts the urge
You try to resist and end up having a tiny chocolate bar anyway
Inserts good intentions and a week off to ponder life's mysteries
You get a respite from all the craziness on TV latelyyou get to enjoy the firearm deer season, glad there is a time for every season
inserts the quiet of the northern hardwoods in November
You get a respite from all the craziness on TV lately
Inserts an episode of Survivor, just because it's a guilty pleasure.
You get to sing "We're having Beef-a-roni! It's made with mac-a-roni!you get to holler at the teevee, the drama villian from Muncie, scheming with the former child star now living in Toledo.
inserts a commercial break and a word from our sponsor, Chef-Boy-R-Dee
You get to sing "We're having Beef-a-roni! It's made with mac-a-roni!
Inserts Hurray, Wee for Chef Boy-ar-dee
You get to tell them you don't puff on that stuff anymoreyou get to chew with your mouth open and point your spoon at your Po'er 'anger
inserts h-r-puffen-stuff on meth
You get to tell them you don't puff on that stuff anymore
Inserts a manly deep voice telling me all about Dodge Ram trucks.
You get to open a can of soup (Chunky soup) - but don't use a fork!you resist the urge to spit on the floor and crack open another PBR, but you do reach down and scratch your ankle behind your saggy white socks.
inserts one of the Manhandlers.
You get to open a can of soup (Chunky soup) - but don't use a fork!
Inserts a foreign voice on the phone telling you they are from tech support and want access to your computer
You get to go get the rest of the box and build a little house with it (arts and crafts are fun!)you get to ask, windows? would help if you went and stood by a window?
inserts a stir stick
You get to go get the rest of the box and build a little house with it (arts and crafts are fun!)
Inserts the concept of human beings being helpful and sharing and indulging in reciprocity
You get to smash into a Smart Car while on your Smart Phoneyou get new dogs learning old tricks.
inserts a geometrical insanity on the front seat of a Volkswagen Beetle.
You get to smash into a Smart Car while on your Smart Phone
Inserts an electric fan heater for those chilly early mornings.
You get par for the course in my town in winteryou get to expose all your chilly parts turning yourself like a marshmallow on a stick.
inserts gale force winds snapping treetops and a herd of deer singing "Blow Winds!"
You get par for the course in my town in winter
Inserts an unwillingness to turn on the furnace to see how long we can last with just electric heaters
You just ignore it and carry on with your regular businessyou open the envelope that contains the electric bill and your eyes bug out.
inserts an unsubstantiated rumor.
You just ignore it and carry on with your regular business
Inserts the big bad wolf assuring Red Riding Hood that he wouldn't hurt a hair on her head.
You get someone who just won't give up, no matter whatyou get Red turning and showing a little leg forested in blonde.
inserts a preponderance of stick-to-it-tive-ness.