They better have some fatty girl cake in them or you'll end up in the ding wing when I chin check you.
Your Plans for Christmas ?!?
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Like every year I’d assume, Christmas just with the household family in the morning then go over to the grandparents house to hang with extended family and have dinner
As long as we don't see what you see.
Y'all!
Our Christmas might be weird. Thanksgiving was weird. My mom's visit yesterday was weird. Typically my sister in law hosts Christmas Eve, but that bunch is really weird this year - we might have to pass, but that will be weird too. I think the highlight of my Christmas will be the Secret Santa here with my friends.
I think I'll go to midnight Mass alone - because no one ever goes with me anymore, but that's OK. Christmas Day is very chill here - pjs all day, Chinese food for lunch/dinner/4th meal. I usually make a bunch of appetizers and desserts and we eat that right on thru New Years Day.
Go'ne now 2018 - get own outta here.
Gift exchange with the immediate SwiftDog clan on the 23rd. Most likely Christmas Eve at my SwiftAunt’s. Christmas Day will be dinner at SwiftMom’s.
I will be on break from school so that will be nice.
Will be on vacation the week of Christmas as well. Will be spending most of that time painting rooms st SwiftDog Manor in prep for renovations.
I will be on break from school so that will be nice.
Will be on vacation the week of Christmas as well. Will be spending most of that time painting rooms st SwiftDog Manor in prep for renovations.
Christmas Eve, I get up early to make candy and bake a red velvet cake. I give half of the cake to my friend Kelly and her daughters.
Munchkin and I go to Mom's for supper. I cook steaks, loaded baked potatoes, some veggie dish for Munchkin, and make a salad We spend the evening chatting away and exchanging gifts. We enjoy our half of the cake with coffee after we've opened all the gifts.
When we come home, I light a candle and drink a toast to my brother, fill a stocking for the Munchkin, and go to bed.
Christmas Day, Munchkin gets up early and I make her red velvet pancakes for breakfast. We lounge around in our pajamas, exchange our gifts, and then she goes to her other grandma's for lunch and gift exchange with her dad's family. While she's gone, I call all my family and close friends to tell them I love them and Merry Christmas. Then it's back to my Mom's for a light supper and so she won't be all alone on Christmas.
I'm taking the week of Christmas off work and heading to the beach for a long weekend......I'm looking forward to that.
Munchkin and I go to Mom's for supper. I cook steaks, loaded baked potatoes, some veggie dish for Munchkin, and make a salad We spend the evening chatting away and exchanging gifts. We enjoy our half of the cake with coffee after we've opened all the gifts.
When we come home, I light a candle and drink a toast to my brother, fill a stocking for the Munchkin, and go to bed.
Christmas Day, Munchkin gets up early and I make her red velvet pancakes for breakfast. We lounge around in our pajamas, exchange our gifts, and then she goes to her other grandma's for lunch and gift exchange with her dad's family. While she's gone, I call all my family and close friends to tell them I love them and Merry Christmas. Then it's back to my Mom's for a light supper and so she won't be all alone on Christmas.
I'm taking the week of Christmas off work and heading to the beach for a long weekend......I'm looking forward to that.
We have our celebration and giftgiving the 24,th in sweden. (weird to you i'm sure) These are the plans, at about 12 i arrive at my uncles house. at about one we eat a fabolous meal, The Christmas Ham is there of course but also meatballs, sausages, some strange iranian dish i cant pronounce (courtesy of his wife) that actually tastes good. There will be cheese and other things too. When were done it is about 3 pm and Donald Ducks Christmas begins on TV. I have seen it every christmas since i was 1 years old and wont miss it for anything. It doesnt become christmas until we watched it. Then it is the gift exchange. We always take our time over that so each person can open his packet in peace before we go on til the next. After that there might be some eating candies or nuts or take another crack at the christmas dishes. while we talk and laugh. I spend the night and head home the next day on christnas day. I have taken vacation the whole week so i wont work again until after new year.
Sounds like the perfect tradition. Enjoy and be happy. The magic of the season is upon us!
Every year I ask Santa for a one way ticket to Tahiti. But every year I end up spending Christmas at home with the family. Santa sucks!
Every year I ask Santa for a one way ticket to Tahiti. But every year I end up spending Christmas at home with the family. Santa sucks!
Change the way you look at it-- ask Santa to send the family to Tahiti, then you can have peace at home alone. 
Send them to paradise and have me stuck at home in the freezing cold? What kind of Christmas is that?
Change the way you look at it-- ask Santa to send the family to Tahiti, then you can have peace at home alone.
But you are right... I have to change things up. Tell me about that GoFundMe thing?
That could be a TV special,
Christmas With The Inmates
Inmates in Toyland
The Inmate That Stole Christmas
Rudolph, the Red Nosed Prison Guard
The Nutcracker
Twas The Lockdown Before Christmas
Breaking Jingle Bell Rocks In The Hot Sun
The Warden Got Run Over By the Inmates
You dont fool me Dio! You love it!! you are the sole patriarch surrounded by adoring women.Send them to paradise and have me stuck at home in the freezing cold? What kind of Christmas is that?
But you are right... I have to change things up. Tell me about that GoFundMe thing?
LOL. I may be the sole patriarch but where are these adoring women you speak of? The only 'adoring' I get is when I've completed some honey-do list, running errands, fixing things, or handing out money. I figure this life is some punishment for being Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan or Tomas de Torquemada in some past life.
....I second that emotion.....
....I give you ten bonus points for that reference.....LOL. I may be the sole patriarch but where are these adoring women you speak of? The only 'adoring' I get is when I've completed some honey-do list, running errands, fixing things, or handing out money. I figure this life is some punishment for being Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan or Tomas de Torquemada in some past life.
....these and Frank & Spidey's suggestions are all quite fab......plus, how about?....
-A Christmas Shanking
-The Thunder Bunnies Fashion Show Holiday Special
-Deck the Halls With Gang Graffiti
-Here Comes Shakedown
-The Little Snitch Boy
-How The Grinch Stole Tennis Shoes
-The Pedophile Got Run Over By A Reindeer
I expect a quiet Christmas this year. Probably just the two of us.
One son lives in a city east of us. Another is moving to a city west of us...4 days before Christmas. The youngest is now dating someone and will probably be with their family.
One son lives in a city east of us. Another is moving to a city west of us...4 days before Christmas. The youngest is now dating someone and will probably be with their family.