May it be a joyous season for you and yours.
Your Plans for Christmas ?!?
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I got home late last night. I was greeted by the wife with a pile of Christmas decorations that need to be fixed. Seems the cats were ‘helping’ her decorate. She also told me we donated to the local homeless shelter for the holidays. I asked her why we did that. She said because we can, and $30 provides a meal for 7 people. She said we’re gonna feed some people with our donation through the holidays. I smiled and asked "So I’m working this week just to feed the homeless?” She replied “Yeah, pretty much.” I told her I was good with that, but does that mean I can get a home-cooked meal tomorrow? She laughed and said “dream on, hun... lots of decorating still to do.” Looks like it will be Chinese take-out tonight, followed by Christmas repairs for me. I better remember to pick up some crazy glue before heading home or I'll be sleeping on the sofa. She wants all the decorating, except for her karaoke room, finished tonight. 
I got home late last night. I was greeted by the wife with a pile of Christmas decorations that need to be fixed. Seems the cats were ‘helping’ her decorate. She also told me we donated to the local homeless shelter for the holidays. I asked her why we did that. She said because we can, and $30 provides a meal for 7 people. She said we’re gonna feed some people with our donation through the holidays. I smiled and asked "So I’m working this week just to feed the homeless?” She replied “Yeah, pretty much.” I told her I was good with that, but does that mean I can get a home-cooked meal tomorrow? She laughed and said “dream on, hun... lots of decorating still to do.” Looks like it will be Chinese take-out tonight, followed by Christmas repairs for me. I better remember to pick up some crazy glue before heading home or I'll be sleeping on the sofa. She wants all the decorating, except for her karaoke room, finished tonight.
one magic wand to repair and decorate.....
LOL... Thanks. Does it come with a guarantee and extended warranty?
LOL... Thanks. Does it come with a guarantee and extended warranty?
I see a fancy pointy stick!!!! Either way, it's sure to help him to finish the decorating
I’d probably "pull a Sunny" and super glue it to the side of my face.I see a fancy pointy stick!!!! Either way, it's sure to help him to finish the decorating
And by festive she means 3 bottles of Sparkle Donkey then table dancing.....
Super glue isn't a power tool. I'm allowed to use that!I’d probably "pull a Sunny" and super glue it to the side of my face.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Awww - I hope you're okay with this? I suppose you could look at it as a nice romantic, quiet Christmas - maybe the family could visit in the new year?
I would still cringe at the thought of you using Super Glue.Super glue isn't a power tool. I'm allowed to use that!
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Sorry to butt in here but this stuff should fix any boo-boos:I would still cringe at the thought of you using Super Glue.
I have a pretty good supply of acetone. You know, just in case.Sorry to butt in here but this stuff should fix any boo-boos:
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Well - you do work in a salon, right?I have a pretty good supply of acetone. You know, just in case.
Which reminds me - I need to do my nails
I won't ever get another pedicure from that Perfect Ten salon, after what happened to my leg, but I might trust them to do a manicure... maybe!
We’ll see everyone at some point. Maybe all together, or maybe separately.
I refuse to allow Christmas to be a fight. If they chose to spend it with the family of their SO every year, then it is what it is. No guilt. No tears.