A male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Dana, can you tell me?"
Dana blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."
The male teacher was taken aback at first by Dana's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.
Marsha put up her hand. "Yes, Marsha?" asked the teacher.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
"Very good. Thanks, Marsha," said the male teacher.
He then turned to Dana, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Dana, I have 3 things to tell you:
First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.
Second, you have a DIRTY mind.
And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!"
And any teeth cleaning done at a dentist office is obscene. But relax, my gums have stopped bleeding now so I'll be going back to my old avatar soon.
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