I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend this morning and make blueberry muffins for breakfast. 1 hour later I saved one for her after just about choking on the one I tried. As I was dumping the rest out by the shed I asked myself if I thought raccoons would eat what I had created. After she woke up, she came into the kitchen and said "What smells funny? Kind of smells like cornbread and blueberry maybe?" I proudly handed her the muffin which, to her credit, she smiled, warily, and said "Did you make these?" I said "Just try one bite." She did, then laughed and said "E for effort babe, but ummmmm, no." She said why don't you have a seat and I'll see if I can make round 2. If any zombies attack while I'm making them, I know you'll take good care of us." So I decided to go outside and check on the muffins I'd thrown out. No raccoons, no ants, no anything. I may have created something so foul that scavengers and insects are avoiding them. Her muffins were much, much better...lol