Christmas is Coming!! Christmas is Coming!!

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osnafrank

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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Poconos, PA
The wife lost the bolts that attach the artificial Christmas tree to the stand. DEFCON 5! The tree is over 30 years old. She tore the house apart for two days going through the 20 or so Christmas boxes and anywhere they might be. I told her I can rig something that would work. No way! So after two days of hell for everyone else in the household she threw her hands up in the air and said “Fine… you try… but it won’t work.” After 10 minutes I had it fixed and in perfect working order. You’d think I’d at least get a ‘thank you.’ Christmas… BAH HUMBUG!!! :(
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
87,651
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Cambridge, Ohio
The wife lost the bolts that attach the artificial Christmas tree to the stand. DEFCON 5! The tree is over 30 years old. She tore the house apart for two days going through the 20 or so Christmas boxes and anywhere they might be. I told her I can rig something that would work. No way! So after two days of hell for everyone else in the household she threw her hands up in the air and said “Fine… you try… but it won’t work.” After 10 minutes I had it fixed and in perfect working order. You’d think I’d at least get a ‘thank you.’ Christmas… BAH HUMBUG!!! :(
...yep....I like the idea of Christmas, but as far as dealing with it?.......I need a 50 gallon drum of Jameson and a GNT sized secret bunker......
 

Wayoftheredpanda

Flaming Wonder Telepath
May 15, 2018
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“Artificial Tree,
Artificial tree,
How plastic are your branches?
Artificial Tree,
Artificial tree,
How plastic are your branches?

You’re wasting our oil supply,
Because of you,
Well all might die,

Artificial Tree,
Artificial tree,
How plastic are your branches?

You take away,
Our right to breathe,
Because of you,
we cannot sneeze,

Artificial Tree,
Artificial tree,
How plastic are your branches?”