Because you are leaving behind a legacy for your kids and grandkids. Don't you care about them? How you would make them feel?Once I'm dead why would I care?
It was gross.
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Because you are leaving behind a legacy for your kids and grandkids. Don't you care about them? How you would make them feel?Once I'm dead why would I care?
Hmmm... 'Dad/Grandpa seems to have been quite a horndog.' I kinda like the thought of that.Because you are leaving behind a legacy for your kids and grandkids. Don't you care about them? How you would make them feel?
It was gross.
Dio!!!!!Hmmm... 'Dad/Grandpa seems to have been quite a horndog.' I kinda like the thought of that.
Who has a porn stash these days? Isn't it all done on the internet now?What makes you think I have a porn stash?
Not saying anyone on this board, male or female, has a porn stash. OR, 'stache. Just, IF you do, get rid of it!What makes you think I have a porn stash?
Yuck is my middle name.Dio!!!!!
Yuck!
I told you, this was old school stuff. Out in a shed. So it was a keepsake. bwhoheohaahaa!Who has a porn stash these days? Isn't it all done on the internet now?
see above comment.I thought a porn stash grew on your upper lip??
Who has a porn stash these days? Isn't it all done on the internet now?
clevah, boy.Wouldn't that be a porn cache?
DJ: [referring to the large box she found in OoO's bedroom] I found these in OoO's closet. I think it’s his porn stash.What makes you think I have a porn stash?
Why do you think there’s a padlock on the attic door?DJ: [referring to the large box she found in OoO's bedroom] I found these in OoO's closet. I think it’s his porn stash.
DiO: No way. OoO's porn stash would never fit into a box that small.
DJ: [referring to the large box she found in OoO's bedroom] I found these in OoO's closet. I think it’s his porn stash.
DiO: No way. OoO's porn stash would never fit into a box that small.
Just so you know, the Caps Lock on your computer doesn't protect much.Why do you think there’s a padlock on the attic door?
Alrighty. I have a friend who had a distant relative die. He owned a house that his parents lived in and after they died, his brother lived there. After the brother died, this distant relative inherited it all. He rented the property out through a management company, but, had a storage shed on the property filled with his parent's and brother's things.
This man, who inherited the property and rented it out lived in another state with his wife. So, he just passed away and the wife couldn't get down here to get the stuff out of the storage shed and asked my friend to do it because she had an enclosed trailer that everything could be loaded into, taken to my friend's house and when the lady could make it down in a couple weeks, she would go through it with the kids (who also live out of state.)
My friend was given permission to go through the boxes to organize the space in her trailer better. She asked me to help and I did.
Now, you may have guessed by now where I am going with this narrative. If you have not, here's the rest of the story:
If you have a secret porn stash, please get rid of it so your friends and family and total strangers don't run into it and change your biography.
Oh my god. This was old school stuff. With b**h.
And YES. I'm not a fool. I made sure none of them had a Stephen King story in them.
Please, please on all things holy....get rid of your porn stash as if you could die any minute. You don't want your kids or your grandkids coming over to help mommy clean out grandpa's (or insert relative noun) house and find that. It will totally change how they think about you. What they think about you.
Is that what you want?
Don't worry, I scrubbed my hands.
I think she donated it to the archives at Beaver College.Where did you say you disposed of this treasu....I mean crap DJ?