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Dana Jean

Dana Jean

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Out of Order said:
Where did you say you disposed of this treasu....I mean crap DJ?
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Okay, there's the rub: (Pun totally absolutely intended).

I did not say anything to my friend. This was her relative. And I am a total stranger helping her. I did not want to embarrass her. It was not my stuff to get rid of.

So guess what? When the wife comes down with her kids, they are going to have to go through it!!!! Not my job, boss. I would've totally thrown it away, but I didn't know how to walk that past her to a trash can without getting into a very awkward moment!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just so we are clear, the kids that will be looking at this are all grown adults. Not children.
 
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Dana Jean said:
Alrighty. I have a friend who had a distant relative die. He owned a house that his parents lived in and after they died, his brother lived there. After the brother died, this distant relative inherited it all. He rented the property out through a management company, but, had a storage shed on the property filled with his parent's and brother's things.

This man, who inherited the property and rented it out lived in another state with his wife. So, he just passed away and the wife couldn't get down here to get the stuff out of the storage shed and asked my friend to do it because she had an enclosed trailer that everything could be loaded into, taken to my friend's house and when the lady could make it down in a couple weeks, she would go through it with the kids (who also live out of state.)

My friend was given permission to go through the boxes to organize the space in her trailer better. She asked me to help and I did.

Now, you may have guessed by now where I am going with this narrative. If you have not, here's the rest of the story:

If you have a secret porn stash, please get rid of it so your friends and family and total strangers don't run into it and change your biography.

Oh my god. This was old school stuff. With b**h.

And YES. I'm not a fool. I made sure none of them had a Stephen King story in them.

Please, please on all things holy....get rid of your porn stash as if you could die any minute. You don't want your kids or your grandkids coming over to help mommy clean out grandpa's (or insert relative noun) house and find that. It will totally change how they think about you. What they think about you.

Is that what you want?

Don't worry, I scrubbed my hands.
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If only he had heard of internet porn
 
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