Random Thoughts 3

[Dana Jean]

Once I'm dead why would I care?

Because you are leaving behind a legacy for your kids and grandkids. Don't you care about them? How you would make them feel?

It was gross.

 

[Out of Order]

What makes you think I have a porn stash?

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Because you are leaving behind a legacy for your kids and grandkids. Don't you care about them? How you would make them feel?

It was gross.

Hmmm... 'Dad/Grandpa seems to have been quite a horndog.' I kinda like the thought of that.

 

[Dana Jean]

Hmmm... 'Dad/Grandpa seems to have been quite a horndog.' I kinda like the thought of that.

Dio!!!!!

Yuck!

 

[DiO'Bolic]

What makes you think I have a porn stash?

Who has a porn stash these days? Isn't it all done on the internet now?

 

[Dana Jean]

What makes you think I have a porn stash?

Not saying anyone on this board, male or female, has a porn stash. OR, 'stache. Just, IF you do, get rid of it!

It is a very awkward moment for the living.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Dio!!!!!

Yuck!

Yuck is my middle name.

 

[Dana Jean]

Who has a porn stash these days? Isn't it all done on the internet now?

I told you, this was old school stuff. Out in a shed. So it was a keepsake. bwhoheohaahaa!

Clear your browser history, clean your cache, man the torpedoes.

Wait. Forget that last bit.

 

[Out of Order]

I thought a porn stash grew on your upper lip??

 

[Dana Jean]

I thought a porn stash grew on your upper lip??

see above comment.

 

[Out of Order]

Who has a porn stash these days? Isn't it all done on the internet now?

Wouldn't that be a porn cache?

 

[Dana Jean]

Wouldn't that be a porn cache?

clevah, boy.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

What makes you think I have a porn stash?

DJ: [referring to the large box she found in OoO's bedroom] I found these in OoO's closet. I think it’s his porn stash.
DiO: No way. OoO's porn stash would never fit into a box that small.

 

[Out of Order]

DJ: [referring to the large box she found in OoO's bedroom] I found these in OoO's closet. I think it’s his porn stash.
DiO: No way. OoO's porn stash would never fit into a box that small.

Why do you think there’s a padlock on the attic door?

 

[Dana Jean]

DJ: [referring to the large box she found in OoO's bedroom] I found these in OoO's closet. I think it’s his porn stash.
DiO: No way. OoO's porn stash would never fit into a box that small.

The next worry that elevates the level of grossness is: What TYPE of porn is it. This stuff wasn't beginner porn; but it wasn't that hard core I-think-I-need-an-exorcism type porn. This was mid-level advanced porn.

I learned that from the Bob & Tom Show and the song group, DaVinci's Notebook and their song: Internet Porn. Give it a listen. Learn new things, too.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Why do you think there’s a padlock on the attic door?

Just so you know, the Caps Lock on your computer doesn't protect much.

 

[Out of Order]

Where did you say you disposed of this treasu....I mean crap DJ?

 

[Gazman]

Alrighty. I have a friend who had a distant relative die. He owned a house that his parents lived in and after they died, his brother lived there. After the brother died, this distant relative inherited it all. He rented the property out through a management company, but, had a storage shed on the property filled with his parent's and brother's things.

This man, who inherited the property and rented it out lived in another state with his wife. So, he just passed away and the wife couldn't get down here to get the stuff out of the storage shed and asked my friend to do it because she had an enclosed trailer that everything could be loaded into, taken to my friend's house and when the lady could make it down in a couple weeks, she would go through it with the kids (who also live out of state.)

My friend was given permission to go through the boxes to organize the space in her trailer better. She asked me to help and I did.

Now, you may have guessed by now where I am going with this narrative. If you have not, here's the rest of the story:

If you have a secret porn stash, please get rid of it so your friends and family and total strangers don't run into it and change your biography.

Oh my god. This was old school stuff. With b**h.

And YES. I'm not a fool. I made sure none of them had a Stephen King story in them.

Please, please on all things holy....get rid of your porn stash as if you could die any minute. You don't want your kids or your grandkids coming over to help mommy clean out grandpa's (or insert relative noun) house and find that. It will totally change how they think about you. What they think about you.

Is that what you want?

Don't worry, I scrubbed my hands.

This is brilliant!!

Doesn't everyone know the bro code? If a bro dies you instantly delete everything!

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Where did you say you disposed of this treasu....I mean crap DJ?

I think she donated it to the archives at Beaver College.

 

[Gazman]

I like the way that you typed b**h!