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Doc Creed

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#1
Arkay Lynchpin inspired this thread with his hilarious spoof of "Smooth Criminal" using the novel Misery. (Reshare it, if you will.) If you want to drop a lyric or two in the style of Weird Al, please do. Stephen King themes welcomed. Go ahead, take a crack at it. :grinning:
Here's my contribution as an example:

(Sung to the tune of "The Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald")

"I don't have a life and I don't have a wife,
An' I spend all me time with me Tet-mates.
A wanna be scribe, in need of some vibes,
That's why I know I won't get dates.

I had me a girl and she was my world
But she thought The Shining was stupid
So I packed up her things and took back her ring
Why should I listen to Cupid?"
 

Doc Creed

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#7
Thank you for the kudos Doc Creed, though a little misplaced. My inspiration derived from this humorous ditty.

Here's what you wrote:
Paul Sheldon;"He lay there looking at that terrible stone face, heart thumping."

Altered lyrics to "Smooth Criminal."

"As she came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
She came into her apartment
She left the bloodstains on the carpet
He ran underneath the table
She could see he was unable
So he ran into the bedroom
He was struck down, it was his doom
Annie, do you get me?
So, Annie do you get me?
Do you get me, Annie?
Annie, do you get me?
So, Annie do you get me?
Do you get me, Annie?
Annie, do you get me?
So, Annie do you get me?
Do you get me, Annie?
Annie, do you get me?
So, Annie do you get me, do you get me Annie?"
 

Doc Creed

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#8
(To the tune of "Living on a Prayer")

"Sunny finally cut off my locks,
Now I look like, old Friar Tuck,
It's rough, so rough.
Dio went to see her today,
He didn't understand, why she charged him way
Too much, too much.
She said you gotta go now because it's hot,
My next appointment's in the parking lot,
Out of Order is all I've got...to cut
But it's a Gordian knot.
(CHORUS):
Ohhhh, don't stop and stare!
Ohhh-oh! Sunny cut my hair!
She'll get revenge, ya better beware!
Ohhh-oh! Sunny cut my hair!"
;)

Sundrop
 

Out of Order

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#9
I'm a Loser........
I'm a Loser........
And I'm not down in the sewers yet.......

Of all the clowns I have known and have fought
There is one I should never have crossed
IT was one in a million my friend
We should have known we'd win in the end

I'm a Loser
And IT almost got me
I'm a Loser
And IT's not what IT appears to be

Although I laugh and can't stand clowns
We still think Derry is the best of towns
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
If we're not careful we'll all be down the drain

I'm a Loser
And IT almost got me
I'm a Loser
And IT's not what IT appears to be

What have I done to deserve the sewer grate?
For my paper boat I know it's too late
And so it's true Penny does come for you
I'm telling you so you won't lose an arm too

I'm a Loser
And IT almost got me
I'm a Loser
And IT's not what IT appears to be

~Lennon/ McCartney?
 

Sundrop

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#10
(To the tune of "Living on a Prayer")

"Sunny finally cut off my locks,
Now I look like, old Friar Tuck,
It's rough, so rough.
Dio went to see her today,
He didn't understand, why she charged him way
Too much, too much.
She said you gotta go now because it's hot,
My next appointment's in the parking lot,
Out of Order is all I've got...to cut
But it's a Gordian knot.
(CHORUS):
Ohhhh, don't stop and stare!
Ohhh-oh! Sunny cut my hair!
She'll get revenge, ya better beware!
Ohhh-oh! Sunny cut my hair!"
;)

Sundrop
:laugh:
Wow Doc, I'm really flattered.....and impressed!!! :love:
 

Doc Creed

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#14
(Sung to "I Can't Go For That" by Hall and Oates. My little ditty about husbands on Black Friday, LOL.)

She's e-shopping,
It's Amazon Prime.
I thought I'd never
Have to, have to stand in line.
It's Black Friday
Guess I have to go,
She'll make me suffer, yessir
Pay-as-you-go.
CHORUS:
I...I'll give you anything,
I can't find my shoes!
I ain't got time fuddat.
You wanna diamond ring?
I must have the flu.
I ain't got time for that,
I ain't got time for that, time for that.
 
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