Worse than men....it's true.
Booger Picker Drivers.
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Thank goodness, anymore of that and what's left of my wee world would have been crashing down.
It's not picking, but it's snot related... I've never seen a woman blow a snot rocket like a man.
So after all these years of being married (and my wife telling me that "it was the dog") I have been made a fool of?
Those were horses doing that, not your woman/women.
I have! Rodeo girls can blow with the best of them.It's not picking, but it's snot related... I've never seen a woman blow a snot rocket like a man.
I bet they can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women do not so much fart as explode air.
I'm surprised we haven't seen this little guy yet.
oh my lord, we had a booger picker?I'm surprised we haven't seen this little guy yet.
Sounds like maybe someone has a nose problem. Better get the snot outta there.
I hate that! I have seen that before too. However, once you are a mom, nothing surprises you. Like when you are holding a baby while lying down and he suddenly pukes on your neck. Too bad for me that I was wearing a necklace I really liked.
Ahahahahahaha
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My girls are quite fond of pointing out the pickers........Ha, I wish they wouldn't.
Hi, Beautiful!
I have been blessed with a large family, including in-laws.
We ALL have a weird (warped?) sense of humor. Ha!
While driving along someone, will, inevitably, spot a dog taking a squat. (Read-dump.)
"Look! Look There!" Whilst pointing. We all look...and see a dog squatting, shivering and shaking taking a dump!
(We are not well.
)Peace.
Why is it that the boys love to take a
just when you're changing them? As they get older they are aware of what they're doing and 
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I found out when changing a boy's diaper always to place the diaper directly in front of said member.
Snot rockets of course.....what were you thinking?
Grrrr. I live in a small city that is more like a town. When the light changes, nothing happens. Then someone (me?) toots the horn politely, and the first guy finally goes, after taking a final puff on his cig and then getting his left elbow comfortably cushioned on just that right spot on the window frame before he puts his car into gear and put-puts through the intersection as the light goes yellow. I simultaneously pray for patience and wish for a rocket-launcher.
Booger picking doesn't bother me too much, but spitting does. I'm gagging just thinking about it. Another funny disgusting driving behavior is when you see someone gripping the wheel with both hands so they can prop their ass up on one cheek to fart. Like nobody knows what they're doing!
I debated long and hard on this one...Then I thought what the heck... I was at Zumba last night and it involves a lot of vigorous activity. One of the ladies did a move and expelled a long fart. I am sorry, but I laughed..could not help myself. Thankfully large class and did not think she noticed.