Booger Picker Drivers.

[Dana Jean]

I debated long and hard on this one...Then I thought what the heck... I was at Zumba last night and it involves a lot of vigorous activity. One of the ladies did a move and expelled a long fart. I am sorry, but I laughed..could not help myself. Thankfully large class and did not think she noticed.

I took Zumba for a couple months. I really enjoyed it until our perky 20ish instructor started having us dance with each other, towards each other, touching each other in elaborate kick-lines and dosie doe's -- all very West Side Storyish. We were clicking and spinning and challenge dancing each other. I fondly called it the Zumba (naughty comparison ahead. Don't read if crude language will offend you.)

Spoiler

circle jerk.

. No. I will dance next to you, but don't make me touch sweaty strangers. Not having it. I quit.

 

[Cowboy]

I debated long and hard on this one...Then I thought what the heck... I was at Zumba last night and it involves a lot of vigorous activity. One of the ladies did a move and expelled a long fart. I am sorry, but I laughed..could not help myself. Thankfully large class and did not think she noticed.

Here is your proof Out of Order! See....they do it.

 

[arista]

That just sounds dreadfully awkward!

I took Zumba for a couple months. I really enjoyed it until our perky 20ish instructor started having us dance with each other, towards each other, touching each other in elaborate kick-lines and dosie doe's -- all very West Side Storyish. We were clicking and spinning and challenge dancing each other. I fondly called it the Zumba (naughty comparison ahead. Don't read if crude language will offend you.)

Spoiler

circle jerk.

. No. I will dance next to you, but don't make me touch sweaty strangers. Not having it. I quit.

 

[FlakeNoir]

Here is your proof Out of Order! See....they do it.

"Proof? You can't handle the proof!"

 

[Dana Jean]

That just sounds dreadfully awkward!

totally awkward. I felt like an old idiot.

 

[SusanNorton]

 

[MadamMack]

"Proof? You can't handle the proof!"

 

[MadamMack]

I debated long and hard on this one...Then I thought what the heck... I was at Zumba last night and it involves a lot of vigorous activity. One of the ladies did a move and expelled a long fart. I am sorry, but I laughed..could not help myself. Thankfully large class and did not think she noticed.

I would have laughed and pointed!

 

[VultureLvr45]

I found out when changing a boy's diaper always to place the diaper directly in front of said member.

I learned to put a little tissue on top of it while changing him. Once it went back on him he didn't whiz on me as much... Although it has been 12+ years since then. I just remember tissues worked8)

 

[Becks19]

Hi, Beautiful!

I have been blessed with a large family, including in-laws.

We ALL have a weird (warped?) sense of humor. Ha!

While driving along someone, will, inevitably, spot a dog taking a squat. (Read-dump.)

"Look! Look There!" Whilst pointing. We all look...and see a dog squatting, shivering and shaking taking a dump!

(We are not well. )

Peace.

Siggy, . I also come from an exceptionally large family of goofballs....that must be the secret to our warped and unique minds. ( my mother is the third youngest of 8 kids..Whew my grandma had her hands full)

 

[Cowboy]

Okay....I really wish I had been able to get a picture for all of you. Standing in an aisleway in Target, I hear something coming up the main aisle and glance to see what it is. For a fleeting moment, I had was blessed with the image of a little old lady riding one of those motorized scooters they have in the stores for folks who need it. She is going as fast as the scooter will allow and she has what appears to be her entire boney finger buried in her nostril, working it hard. By the time I got the phone ready and caught up to her, she had found what she was looking for.

 

[Out of Order]

she had found what she was looking for.

I pray that it was Kleenex..........

 

[Cowboy]

I pray that it was Kleenex..........

When I first saw her, she wasn't looking for anything on the shelves. I do hope that is why she was at the store.

 

[Out of Order]

Maybe she was there for the Motorized Scooter 500?

 

[arista]

IF it would have been Walmart-Guarantee that they would have been blocking the whole darn aisle.