Ever have anything weird happen to you?

[do1you9love?]

I have a new client at the salon. She's pretty weird. She says they've moved here from out of town.......I'm thinking she's from a little farther away.
She asks the same questions every time she visits the salon.....
1-Do I know anyone who sells Mary Kay products? ......I've given her a number three times.
2- Do we have anyone who does guided horse trail rides?......I've given her names and numbers of all five stables in the area.
3- Have I ever been to Grandfather Mountain, and have I been able to see the bears?...... Yes, I've been up there. I've even fed the bears.
4- Does our receptionist like her job?...... I think she does, she's been here for about 11 years.
When we asked her if she enjoys her job, her reply was "I wear many hats"......WTF kind of answer is that???
I can't pout my finger on it yet, but this lady isn't right.......

Sounds like maybe she "comes from France!" What shape, exactly, is her head?

 

[Sundrop]

Sounds like maybe she "comes from France!" What shape, exactly, is her head?

Come to think of it, it is slightly "conical"

 

[do1you9love?]

Come to think of it, it is slightly "conical"

 

[Dana Jean]

I have a new client at the salon. She's pretty weird. She says they've moved here from out of town.......I'm thinking she's from a little farther away.
She asks the same questions every time she visits the salon.....
1-Do I know anyone who sells Mary Kay products? ......I've given her a number three times.
2- Do we have anyone who does guided horse trail rides?......I've given her names and numbers of all five stables in the area.
3- Have I ever been to Grandfather Mountain, and have I been able to see the bears?...... Yes, I've been up there. I've even fed the bears.
4- Does our receptionist like her job?...... I think she does, she's been here for about 11 years.
When we asked her if she enjoys her job, her reply was "I wear many hats"......WTF kind of answer is that???
I can't pout my finger on it yet, but this lady isn't right.......

Here's my take on all this:

This lady wants the receptionist job.

To accomplish this, she needs to off your current gal. So, she needs a disguise. This is where the MaryKay information is important.

When she kills the receptionist, she needs to know where she can rent a horse to drag the body up to a secluded spot on Grandfather Mountain to prime carnivore country -- the bears will feed on her carcass.

The Salon will be in chaos! Missing receptionist! Body found mauled by bears on Grandfather mountain! Media swarming the place!

She will come in as the cool, level-headed NEW receptionist, media consultant, counselor to the grieving hair professionals -- thus the many hats she wears.

Tell the current receptionist to grow eyes in the back of her head.

 

[do1you9love?]

Here's my take on all this:

This lady wants the receptionist job. To accomplish this, she needs to off your current gal. So, she needs a disguise. This is where the MaryKay information is important. When she kills the receptionist, she needs to know where she can rent a horse to drag the body up to a secluded spot on Grandfather Mountain to where the bears will feed on her carcass.

The Salon will be in chaos! Missing receptionist! Body found mauled by bears on Grandfather mountain! Media swarming the place! She will come in as the cool, level-head NEW receptionist, media consultant, counselor to the grieving hair professionals -- thus the many hats she wears.

Tell the current receptionist to grow eyes in the back of her head.

Could be, or maybe you need to take a Cemetery Dance break??

 

[Dana Jean]

Could be, or maybe you need to take a Cemetery Dance break??

Perhaps....perhaps.

 

[Moderator]

Here's my take on all this:

This lady wants the receptionist job.

To accomplish this, she needs to off your current gal. So, she needs a disguise. This is where the MaryKay information is important.

When she kills the receptionist, she needs to know where she can rent a horse to drag the body up to a secluded spot on Grandfather Mountain to prime carnivore country -- the bears will feed on her carcass.

The Salon will be in chaos! Missing receptionist! Body found mauled by bears on Grandfather mountain! Media swarming the place!

She will come in as the cool, level-headed NEW receptionist, media consultant, counselor to the grieving hair professionals -- thus the many hats she wears.

Tell the current receptionist to grow eyes in the back of her head.

 

[Sundrop]

Here's my take on all this:

This lady wants the receptionist job.

To accomplish this, she needs to off your current gal. So, she needs a disguise. This is where the MaryKay information is important.

When she kills the receptionist, she needs to know where she can rent a horse to drag the body up to a secluded spot on Grandfather Mountain to prime carnivore country -- the bears will feed on her carcass.

The Salon will be in chaos! Missing receptionist! Body found mauled by bears on Grandfather mountain! Media swarming the place!

She will come in as the cool, level-headed NEW receptionist, media consultant, counselor to the grieving hair professionals -- thus the many hats she wears.

Tell the current receptionist to grow eyes in the back of her head.

I love the way your analytical mind works!!!

 

[arista]

I have a new client at the salon. She's pretty weird. She says they've moved here from out of town.......I'm thinking she's from a little farther away.
She asks the same questions every time she visits the salon.....
1-Do I know anyone who sells Mary Kay products? ......I've given her a number three times.
2- Do we have anyone who does guided horse trail rides?......I've given her names and numbers of all five stables in the area.
3- Have I ever been to Grandfather Mountain, and have I been able to see the bears?...... Yes, I've been up there. I've even fed the bears.
4- Does our receptionist like her job?...... I think she does, she's been here for about 11 years.
When we asked her if she enjoys her job, her reply was "I wear many hats"......WTF kind of answer is that???
I can't pout my finger on it yet, but this lady isn't right.......

Obviously, she works for Maybelline and she is gathering intell.

 

[Doc Creed]

Here's my take on all this:

This lady wants the receptionist job.

To accomplish this, she needs to off your current gal. So, she needs a disguise. This is where the MaryKay information is important.

When she kills the receptionist, she needs to know where she can rent a horse to drag the body up to a secluded spot on Grandfather Mountain to prime carnivore country -- the bears will feed on her carcass.

The Salon will be in chaos! Missing receptionist! Body found mauled by bears on Grandfather mountain! Media swarming the place!

She will come in as the cool, level-headed NEW receptionist, media consultant, counselor to the grieving hair professionals -- thus the many hats she wears.

Tell the current receptionist to grow eyes in the back of her head.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...she’s Deej’s other crazy neighbor...has a submarine buried in her backyard....

 

[Doc Creed]

Gif wouldn't upload.

 

[osnafrank]

I have a new client at the salon. She's pretty weird. She says they've moved here from out of town.......I'm thinking she's from a little farther away.
She asks the same questions every time she visits the salon.....
1-Do I know anyone who sells Mary Kay products? ......I've given her a number three times.
2- Do we have anyone who does guided horse trail rides?......I've given her names and numbers of all five stables in the area.
3- Have I ever been to Grandfather Mountain, and have I been able to see the bears?...... Yes, I've been up there. I've even fed the bears.
4- Does our receptionist like her job?...... I think she does, she's been here for about 11 years.
When we asked her if she enjoys her job, her reply was "I wear many hats"......WTF kind of answer is that???
I can't pout my finger on it yet, but this lady isn't right.......

 

[arista]

I sometimes wonder why I get friend requests on facebook from total strangers. I thought the point of facebook was to connect with friends.

 

[Neesy]

I sometimes wonder why I get friend requests on facebook from total strangers. I thought the point of facebook was to connect with friends.

I get those too - I think it pops up in their feed saying "you might know" or whatever and for some reason they must click on it without thinking. I'd have to say almost every person in my friends list are those I've actually met or known in real life.

 

[Wayoftheredpanda]

....I work in a prison, every day is another 8 hours in Weirdsville......

Any memorable stories you can tell or are you not allowed to disclose that?

 

[Wayoftheredpanda]

Not super weird but a case of wonderful timing. The other night I went to a theatre that was showing "Yellow Submarine" for its 50th anniversary, and there's this part in the movie where Ringo goes "I wonder what would happen if I pull this lever" and as soon as he pulls it, the theatre experienced some technical issues causing the screens to blank out in every theatre.

 

[grin willard]

I've been getting a lot of worms & grubs in my yard for some reason. Especially when there's a heavy rain. An omen? Is Cthulhu about to burst from the ground?

Video I took of one of the grubs --- that's one happy worm.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1309293/dancing-worm-o.gif

 

[Klerekast]

Over ten years ago when we were in the middle of a beautiful natural area, we saw a couple of red, turkey-like birds disappearing into the grass. They were walking in line, there were about five of them, and to this day I still don't know what they were. I'm a bird watcher (just an amateur), but they didn't look like any bird I know. The closest match would be a roseate spoonbill, but that's definitely not what they were (they don't even live here).

 

[Spideyman]

Time changes---- yesterday I opened my chromebook laptop to realize the time clock was now set one hour behind by time zone. Email is notifying me of a change in time zone. Being non technical I decided to wait until daughter was home to undo anything I might do during the correction process. She also has a chromebook, opens hers to the correct time, and as she is observing it, it changes to one hour less. Note- all other devices-cell, tablet are on correct time. We decided to just let it be.

This morning same issue-- as I am making a post, the time changes to the correct time on the laptop. Did I just go through a thinnie?????????