There's only one thing worse than having it rubbed in your face...and that's rubbing it in your face with poetry.Hard to talk about the game, last night, against the Jets
If you are a fan of the New England Patriots
And you have a starting quarterback who's still the GOAT
Without violating the commandment not to gloat.
It just comes across as bragging; nothing we can say
That won't hurt the feelings of the teams we've yet to play.
5 turnovers by our Defense! Intercepted 4...
Now New England stands accused of running up the score.
We can't win (because of all the winning that we do)
So, although I'm not expecting sympathy from you,
Even with a brilliant football coach like Belichick
And our undefeated record, I'm a nervous wreck.
j/k... good job and the Patriots are a damn good team.