Hey Critic, in honour of this wondrous day, how about we watch the rugby? I promise if we beat the snot out of you Aussies, that I won't dance (publicly) the dance of victory and rub your nose in it.
Seriously though, it's so good to have you here my lil Aussie cousin, you're one very well-read and smarter than smart, fun and interesting guy.
That's right.