Dick Butkus, that one always "cracks" me up.
Funny Names
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God we are so juvenile in this house!
I'm rubber and you're glue, what bounces off me sticks to you! neener neener neener.
You will note I said "we," so there rubber-butt!I'm rubber and you're glue, what bounces off me sticks to you! neener neener neener.
When I was a teenager I used to babysit a girl named Kelly. Her mom remarried, and the daughters name became Kelly Kelly.
Quick threadjack: Oh my LORD! That corset!
It's not as naughty as the names so far, but North West. Who would do that to a kid?
And we wonder why kids act out like they seem to.
(fiction, far as I know)
Hugh Mongus
Marge N. Avera
Haywood U. Buzzoff
Warren Peace
Ima Nutt
Hugh Mongus
Marge N. Avera
Haywood U. Buzzoff
Warren Peace
Ima Nutt
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(non-fiction)...
Amanda Lay
Anita Hanke
Dick Finder (urologist)
Mike Litoris
Gaye Males
Chew Kok
Rusty Kuntz
Oliver Loser
Jack Goff
B.J. Cobbledick
Jesus Condom
Batman Bin Suparman
Amanda Lay
Anita Hanke
Dick Finder (urologist)
Mike Litoris
Gaye Males
Chew Kok
Rusty Kuntz
Oliver Loser
Jack Goff
B.J. Cobbledick
Jesus Condom
Batman Bin Suparman
My children had a bus driver Named Dick Telabet.
Knew a guy in college from Germany, he was over here getting his Masters Degree, his name was Simon Krank. Guy could drink any of us under the table. We had to explain to him what "crank" meant in slang over here, he thought it was absolutely hilarious...
I knew a Candy Kane and a James James.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
In high school we had a guy named Jim Shorts (or maybe his last name was just "Short") but I always pictured him wearing gym shorts
The morning after my first son was born, my ob/gyn went on vacation. His replacement was an ob/gyn named Dr. Kuntz. (he pronounced it with a long u....but most patient's husband's did not.)
I remember a story on the news several years ago here in Arkansas where a last name was Zorbach, the couple actually named their son Ray so it was Ray-Zorbach...really? WTF? Your name is our state sports mascot?
News. Many years ago there was a family with the last name Dah. They named their son Zippity Do.
