I'll go first.
I was eating at a breakfast buffet with my sister in law at a swanky hotel. Suddenly she screams, "Don't close your mouth!" I love her and trust her in all the things, so I leave my mouthful of eggs wide open. She reaches over and pulls a hair out of my mouth that's all entangled with a big bite of scrambled eggs.
I had to go vomit while she complained to management and we left without paying. Of course, we didn't eat either, so there's that.
Two years later I still can't eat scrambled eggs.
I also have a pigeon story, but I won't dominate.
Anyone want to share some grossness?
I was eating at a breakfast buffet with my sister in law at a swanky hotel. Suddenly she screams, "Don't close your mouth!" I love her and trust her in all the things, so I leave my mouthful of eggs wide open. She reaches over and pulls a hair out of my mouth that's all entangled with a big bite of scrambled eggs.
I had to go vomit while she complained to management and we left without paying. Of course, we didn't eat either, so there's that.
Two years later I still can't eat scrambled eggs.
I also have a pigeon story, but I won't dominate.
Anyone want to share some grossness?