Tomorrow is your birthday, and I wish you and your family all the best. A nice piece of chocolate cake and a party hat. A slab of beer, and champagne on ice, and then the cops are called at 1am, and Stephen King is in the slammer because he went overboard with the celebrations. Just joking, you're a very good man.
Hey Stephen, it is now slightly Just after After Sunset, (okay, I've missed it by about 2 hours... but I was busy earlier) and so I tip my glass... (fail again, I'm sitting on the couch (glass-less) and the cat is on my lap, so... I'm not getting up right now, sorry)
....so I tip my (fake) glass to you and wish you a most happy birthday.
I watched you receive your medal from the president a short time ago... and I was so chuffed for you, your career has been (and is still) the most amazing thing.
Your words have impacted gazillions (plus infinity) of people, in such a positive way... but even more importantly ( ) it has brought a whole swag of considerably cool folks together in this super-fricken place that we call home. "The SKMB".
Thank you so much, Stephen... I love you lots and appreciate you more. Have a great birthday! ♥
Another year older, and wiser they say
I suppose it to be true, though if your like me, you look for stuff mosta the day
Things creak and crack like an old house setting on a crumbling foundation
But surely the discounts and senior perks must make goin' geezer feel like a new vocation
All bad age jokes and kiddin' aside
I'd like to thank you for so much, you give us all here such great pride
Here's hoping ya do something swell on your day, maybe shove cake down your pants
I mean nobody will think nothin', gettin' up there has more than a few grants