Hijack This Thread

[cat in a bag]

Another good one to be brought over to the new board.

I am making chili for supper tonight, in the crock pot. Was just going to start browning the meat which I asked Evan to get out of the freezer yesterday and put in the fridge. He did put meat in the fridge, but elk steak instead of burger.

I tell you that kid of mine has had no attention span whatsoever lately. The other day I asked him to turn the oven on to preheat so I could throw some french fries in while hubby was outside grilling. He got up to do it, walked into the kitchen, I saw him. But he didn't turn the oven on.

It's just his age right? (He is 11, soon to be 12). I remember Brandon being scatterbrained through the teenage years but it seems like Evan is taking it to a whole new level, God bless him.

 

[nate_watkins]

I'm hijacking this thread. And what's an attention span...?

 

[Out of Order]

I'm hacking this thread. And what's an attention span...?

I'll hijack your hacking and say that I've seen a few bridges that have some mighty big spans.......

 

[nate_watkins]

I'll hijack your hacking and say that I've seen a few bridges that have some mighty big spans.......

I too have crossed a few bridges when the troll tells me I can...

 

[VampireLily]

 

[king family fan]

What about memory loss.Does that count as an attention span?

 

[Sundrop]

This is as good a place as any......

 

[MadamMack]

In the words of Blunt . . .I'm sicka J. Depp!

 

[Sundrop]

I might be on the verge of vowing to make at least one random Johnny Depp post every day.......bwahahahahaha

 

[Autumnlyn]

Okay, I'll hijack this thread with a story.

Yesterday, I was going into the restroom to do my morning business. I set my nook upon the counter and reached to get my toothbrush. In my precoffee daze...I must have knocked into my nook and BAM right into the toilet!!! I was PI$$ED, (excuse the pun)!

Ask anyone in my family, my nook travels from room to room with me. Have an extra minute while waiting for the water to boil...read. Stuck between commercials...read. Waiting for the kids to get out of aThis nook is my buddy! I was soooo bummed! Well, after spending all day and night in a ziplock baggie of rice; I am pleased to report my Nook LIVES! YAY!

But honestly, think of the size of a toilet (ring down) and think of the size of a nook...if you were to try to aim and flick it from the counter to the toilet, it would be tough to get that sucker in the bowl. Like trying to bounce a quarter in a shot glass of beer. Not sure what the universe is trying to tell me but Karma sure has one he!! of an aim.

 

[FlakeNoir]

This is as good a place as any......

Oh God, there is no 'Dislike' button....! Joooooooooordaaaaan?!

 

[VampireLily]

Forget Johnny Depp.

Tom Mison.........mmmmmmmmm.....now THERE'S a man worth sparing a dirty thought over.

 

[Sundrop]

Oh God, there is no 'Dislike' button....! Joooooooooordaaaaan?!

Neener, Neener, Neener!!!

 

[Out of Order]

Do they still make mothballs?

 

[Sundrop]

Do they still make mothballs?

Aren't moths born with them?

 

[pegasus216]

Sunny, I sure needed a laugh this morning!

 

[Out of Order]

Aren't moths born with them?

Is that why they get stuck in the grill of my car?

 

[Sundrop]

Is that why they get stuck in the grill of my car?

The moths or the balls?......

 

[Out of Order]

The moths or the balls?......

The moths......with the balls.

 

[Sundrop]

The moths......with the balls.

Oh.... Then yes, that's why the boy ones get stuck in the grill of your car