If I Ever Woke Up With A Dead Hooker...

[Sigmund]

I'd call you, Sig.

Have mercy! Aren't you in enough trouble?



Peace.

 

[EMARX]

Have mercy! Aren't you in enough trouble?



Peace.

Sig, you've always struck me as someone who is a rock in extreme situations. Just think of all the family get-togethers you've survived.

 

[Sigmund]

The pimp, for a refund.

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Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

I wouldn't call anybody.....I would get the hell outta there.

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Peace.

 

[Sigmund]

Kurben, I love your honesty! First, I would probably panic and run around in circles for a while. Yes, this is what I would do too. If I were with a hooker, I'd be a smoker too, so probably smoke a couple cigarettes and try to remember the evening before. I would also make sure she was dead by holding something under her nose.

Mz. Vulture I love you so much. You made me lol.

Peace.

 

[cat in a bag]

I think if that ever happened to me, I'd call

Spoiler

Just kidding. It would be my hubby, for sure. (Slight hijack...some of the images of ^^ that came up were . He does not look well.)

 

[HollyGolightly]

Love this topic Sig! I'd call my friend, Ty. She'd bring body bag, shovel, cigs, wine, passports, tickets to Mexico, cash, ....it would almost be fun.

 

[stevegane]

Jack Bauer

 

[not_nadine]

Love this topic Sig! I'd call my friend, Ty. She'd bring body bag, shovel, cigs, wine, passports, tickets to Mexico, cash, ....it would almost be fun.[/QUOTETi
You would have to take me with yas.. I cant go back to

 

[Kurben]

Love this topic Sig! I'd call my friend, Ty. She'd bring body bag, shovel, cigs, wine, passports, tickets to Mexico, cash, ....it would almost be fun.

Holly, I think i change my mind. I will call you. You seem to have it all figured out. Mexico will be nice!!!

 

[king family fan]

I would need shock treatment, a severe wake up cause it would be my worst nightmare. I may find I would have to get on the King site and ask you all to be there for me.

 

[Kurben]

Yeah, there is advice for every situation on the King-site ....

 

[Shasta]

My husband. Without a doubt. In a heartbeat.

Definitely me too.

 

[Dana Jean]

The pimp, for a refund.

 

[prufrock21]

The jerk who advised her to wear a corset for weight loss constricting her ribs for 12 hrs. a day.

 

[Riot87]

I don't need to call anyone My husband would help me

 

[blunthead]

...I would also make sure she was dead by holding something under her nose.

No comment.

 

[prufrock21]

No comment.

I can think of something but won't say because there are children present.

 

[Autumn Gust]

 

[fljoe0]

I'd call Charlie Sheen. He'd know what to do.