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Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where they’re met by Saint Peter.
“In order to get in," he tells them, “you must each produce something representative of the holidays."
The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it.
“This represents a candle of hope."
Impressed, Peter lets him in.
The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them.
“These are bells."
He’s allowed in too.
“So," Peter says to the third man, “what do you have?"
The third man proudly shows him a pair of red panties.
“What do these have to do with Christmas?" asks Peter.
“They’re Carol’s."
“In order to get in," he tells them, “you must each produce something representative of the holidays."
The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it.
“This represents a candle of hope."
Impressed, Peter lets him in.
The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them.
“These are bells."
He’s allowed in too.
“So," Peter says to the third man, “what do you have?"
The third man proudly shows him a pair of red panties.
“What do these have to do with Christmas?" asks Peter.
“They’re Carol’s."
/What santa's other Reindeer are up to on the road.
...."C'mon kids! Forget Frosty and the Grinch!!....Here's the REAL Christmas movie!!!"......
...nothing days Merry Christmas like a squirrel in underpants on your tannebaum....
....this one is for Steve....I laughed way to hard...Silver Bullet Bells indeed!.....
.....the Spirit of Christmas I presume?.......
This is his 2018 Christmas card (with thanks to Glenn Chadbourne!). Those of you who have read Elevation should get the reference.
....mine must be lost in the mail.....This is his 2018 Christmas card (with thanks to Glenn Chadbourne!). Those of you who have read Elevation should get the reference.
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Spot on interpretation of Elevation!This is his 2018 Christmas card (with thanks to Glenn Chadbourne!). Those of you who have read Elevation should get the reference.
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....mine must be lost in the mail.....
You still haven't got a shipping notice? Send them an e-mail from their website and ask about it. I got mine a week ago. I haven't had a chance to read it yet. Give me your phone number and I'll read it to you when I'm ready to start.
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