A soldier scurries up to a nun and asks, "Sister, please let me hide under your skirt!".
A moment later two Military Police ask, "Sister, have you recently seen a soldier?".
The nun tells the MPs, "He went that a-way", and they leave.
The soldier comes out from under the nun's skirt and says, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria"; and he adds, "I hope you don't mind me saying that you have a great pair of legs!".
The nun replies, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen another great pair. I don't want to go to Syria either."
A moment later two Military Police ask, "Sister, have you recently seen a soldier?".
The nun tells the MPs, "He went that a-way", and they leave.
The soldier comes out from under the nun's skirt and says, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria"; and he adds, "I hope you don't mind me saying that you have a great pair of legs!".
The nun replies, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen another great pair. I don't want to go to Syria either."