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Lepplady

Chillin' since 2006
Nov 30, 2006
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Red Stick
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Bevee-from-the-Levee

Well-Known Member
Nov 15, 2013
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London, UK
Ten New Year Resolutions From My Cats.
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1.We will not walk on the computer keyboard while our human is writinfdlkjfslajfa.
2. We will not stare at the closet and make low guttural sounds after my human has watched a scary movie.
3. We will not stampede across the bed while our humans are trying to sleep.
4. We will not swat our human’s head or lie on her back when she is in a yoga pose.
5. We will not meow at the can in our loudest voices saying, “Open up, open up, open up.”
6. We will not play Capture the Arrow Key on our human’s computer monitor.
7. We will not jump onto the treadmill while our human is jogging. We know our tails can get stuck in the machine.
8. We will not spread out on the story that our human is reading, whether it is a newspaper, magazine, book, or her Kindle.
9. When we are jumping from one place to another, we will not use our humans as launching pads.
10. We will limit our coming in and going out of the same door to one time per day.



 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Ten New Year Resolutions From My Cats.
cat-on-laptop-ftr.jpg


1.We will not walk on the computer keyboard while our human is writinfdlkjfslajfa.
2. We will not stare at the closet and make low guttural sounds after my human has watched a scary movie.
3. We will not stampede across the bed while our humans are trying to sleep.
4. We will not swat our human’s head or lie on her back when she is in a yoga pose.
5. We will not meow at the can in our loudest voices saying, “Open up, open up, open up.”
6. We will not play Capture the Arrow Key on our human’s computer monitor.
7. We will not jump onto the treadmill while our human is jogging. We know our tails can get stuck in the machine.
8. We will not spread out on the story that our human is reading, whether it is a newspaper, magazine, book, or her Kindle.
9. When we are jumping from one place to another, we will not use our humans as launching pads.
10. We will limit our coming in and going out of the same door to one time per day.
Good luck with # 10 Bevee! My cat waits until I close the bedroom door (without clicking it) just so he can fling it open. They're worse than kids!
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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Apr 11, 2006
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The High Seas
Ten New Year Resolutions From My Cats.
cat-on-laptop-ftr.jpg


1.We will not walk on the computer keyboard while our human is writinfdlkjfslajfa.
2. We will not stare at the closet and make low guttural sounds after my human has watched a scary movie.
3. We will not stampede across the bed while our humans are trying to sleep.
4. We will not swat our human’s head or lie on her back when she is in a yoga pose.
5. We will not meow at the can in our loudest voices saying, “Open up, open up, open up.”
6. We will not play Capture the Arrow Key on our human’s computer monitor.
7. We will not jump onto the treadmill while our human is jogging. We know our tails can get stuck in the machine.
8. We will not spread out on the story that our human is reading, whether it is a newspaper, magazine, book, or her Kindle.
9. When we are jumping from one place to another, we will not use our humans as launching pads.
10. We will limit our coming in and going out of the same door to one time per day.
Look at this gorgeous face. I love this kitten. I wonder what breed it is?