Kittens

[kingzeppelin]

 

[Neesy]

You've heard of the Maine Coon Cat? This is the Maine Lobster Cat - poor pussy

 

[Neesy]

and whoever made this meme cannot spell! LOL

 

[Neesy]

A Johnny Depp one for Sunny D!

 

[Lepplady]

Who's the 'top dog' now? (This is cute imho)

He's got his thinking cat on.

 

[Neesy]

He's got his thinking cat on.

Lepplady I can see the logic in that statement


(Sorry - this should really be in the "Puppies" thread - cry pardon ) (Highly illogical of me)

 

[Lepplady]

Lepplady I can see the logic in that statement


(Sorry - this should really be in the "Puppies" thread - cry pardon ) (Highly illogical of me)

LOL! That's perfect. There's even a paw print on the Star Fleet insignia.

 

[FlakeNoir]

A Johnny Depp one for Sunny D!

Which begs the question... where the heck is Sunny?
And.... poor cat.

 

[Neesy]

Which begs the question... where the heck is Sunny?
And.... poor cat.

Perhaps she is off visiting the family? Or taking a break after doing all those up-dos for the big New Year's eve parties?

 

[Neesy]

 

[Neesy]

 

[Neesy]

Look at the poor little guy on the bottom step - Grumpy cat's poor cousin!

 

[Neesy]

 

[Neesy]

 

[Neesy]

 

[Neesy]

 

[Neesy]

This is me - when Andy comes in (but I know he has been at the Legion)

 

[blunthead]

 

[Bevee-from-the-Levee]

1.Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

2. What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.

3. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.

4. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator

5. Why is the cat so grouchy?
Because he’s in a bad mewd.

6. What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

7. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t?
Your lap.

8. Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!

9. How many cats can you put into an empty box?
Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

10. How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up
.
11. What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.

12. What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
Hiss and Tell..

13. If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their paws.

14. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew!

15. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.

16. What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.

17.What is a cat’s favourite song?
Three Blind Mice.

18. Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.

19. What is a moggy’s favourite colour?
Purrrrrrrple!

20. I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic.

 

[blunthead]