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MrsSmeej

Token lunatic
Feb 15, 2008
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Somewhere over the rainbow
I'm so happy people liked the cookies that I brought,
Even cookie experts like our GNTLGNT, Scott.
You can make them back at home... But do excuse me, please,
Seussilitis isn't great for sharing recipes:


Place 2 sticks of softened butter in a mixing bowl.
Add a cup of packed brown sugar. Crack in 2 eggs (whole).
Add another cup of sugar. (Granulated, white.)
And one cup of peanut butter. Mix 'til smooth and light.


One and one half teaspoons baking soda. Then add one
Teaspoon baking powder, half of salt. (You're almost done.)
2 cups and one half of flour. Mix. Add chocolate chips.
Chill the dough, then heat the oven. (Say good-bye to hips.)


Roll the dough into a ball and then in sugar, too.
Put them on a cookie sheet and grab a fork, then you
Press down. Stick them in the oven (350) to bake
For ten minutes... Couldn't be much easier to make.
:pig_food:
 
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Ms. Mod
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Jul 10, 2006
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I'm so happy people liked the cookies that I brought,
Even cookie experts like our GNTLGNT, Scott.
You can make them back at home... But do excuse me, please,
Seussilitis isn't great for sharing recipes:


Place 2 sticks of softened butter in a mixing bowl.
Add a cup of packed brown sugar. Crack in 2 eggs (whole).
Add another cup of sugar. (Granulated, white.)
Half a cup of peanut butter. Mix 'til smooth and light.


One and one half teaspoons baking soda. Then add one
Teaspoon baking powder, half of salt. (You're almost done.)
2 cups and one half of flour. Mix. Add chocolate chips.
Chill the dough, then heat the oven. (Say good-bye to hips.)


Roll the dough into a ball and then in sugar, too.
Put them on a cookie sheet and grab a fork, then you
Press down. Stick them in the oven (350) to bake
For ten minutes... Couldn't be much easier to make.
:pig_food:
Yum. What's the quantity of chocolate chips?
 

Baby Blue

Resident Wise Ass
Aug 16, 2017
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Seattle, WA
I'm so happy people liked the cookies that I brought,
Even cookie experts like our GNTLGNT, Scott.
You can make them back at home... But do excuse me, please,
Seussilitis isn't great for sharing recipes:


Place 2 sticks of softened butter in a mixing bowl.
Add a cup of packed brown sugar. Crack in 2 eggs (whole).
Add another cup of sugar. (Granulated, white.)
Half a cup of peanut butter. Mix 'til smooth and light.


One and one half teaspoons baking soda. Then add one
Teaspoon baking powder, half of salt. (You're almost done.)
2 cups and one half of flour. Mix. Add chocolate chips.
Chill the dough, then heat the oven. (Say good-bye to hips.)


Roll the dough into a ball and then in sugar, too.
Put them on a cookie sheet and grab a fork, then you
Press down. Stick them in the oven (350) to bake
For ten minutes... Couldn't be much easier to make.
:pig_food:
Thank you for sharing!
 

Spideyman

Uber Member
Jul 10, 2006
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Just north of Duma Key
I'm so happy people liked the cookies that I brought,
Even cookie experts like our GNTLGNT, Scott.
You can make them back at home... But do excuse me, please,
Seussilitis isn't great for sharing recipes:


Place 2 sticks of softened butter in a mixing bowl.
Add a cup of packed brown sugar. Crack in 2 eggs (whole).
Add another cup of sugar. (Granulated, white.)
Half a cup of peanut butter. Mix 'til smooth and light.


One and one half teaspoons baking soda. Then add one
Teaspoon baking powder, half of salt. (You're almost done.)
2 cups and one half of flour. Mix. Add chocolate chips.
Chill the dough, then heat the oven. (Say good-bye to hips.)


Roll the dough into a ball and then in sugar, too.
Put them on a cookie sheet and grab a fork, then you
Press down. Stick them in the oven (350) to bake
For ten minutes... Couldn't be much easier to make.
:pig_food:
Yummy for the tummy!!
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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Apr 11, 2006
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The High Seas
I'm so happy people liked the cookies that I brought,
Even cookie experts like our GNTLGNT, Scott.
You can make them back at home... But do excuse me, please,
Seussilitis isn't great for sharing recipes:


Place 2 sticks of softened butter in a mixing bowl.
Add a cup of packed brown sugar. Crack in 2 eggs (whole).
Add another cup of sugar. (Granulated, white.)
And one cup of peanut butter. Mix 'til smooth and light.


One and one half teaspoons baking soda. Then add one
Teaspoon baking powder, half of salt. (You're almost done.)
2 cups and one half of flour. Mix. Add chocolate chips.
Chill the dough, then heat the oven. (Say good-bye to hips.)


Roll the dough into a ball and then in sugar, too.
Put them on a cookie sheet and grab a fork, then you
Press down. Stick them in the oven (350) to bake
For ten minutes... Couldn't be much easier to make.
:pig_food:
Is that right?
 

Neesy

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May 24, 2012
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Is that right?
This recipe looks normal to me and I've been baking cookies since I was about 12 years old.

Place 2 sticks of softened butter in a mixing bowl.
Add a cup of packed brown sugar. Crack in 2 eggs (whole).
Add another cup of sugar. (Granulated, white.)
And one cup of peanut butter. Mix 'til smooth and light.


One and one half teaspoons baking soda. Then add one
Teaspoon baking powder, half of salt. (You're almost done.)
2 cups and one half of flour. Mix. Add chocolate chips.
Chill the dough, then heat the oven. (Say good-bye to hips.)


Roll the dough into a ball and then in sugar, too.
Put them on a cookie sheet and grab a fork, then you
Press down. Stick them in the oven (350) to bake
For ten minutes... Couldn't be much easier to make.
The only difference is I would beat the butter well with an electric mixer, gradually add the sugars and continue beating, then beat in the eggs.

For the dry ingredients I would mix them all together and then incorporate them slowly/gradually into the butter/sugar/egg mixture, using a wooden spoon. Plus you could add 1 tsp of vanilla to the butter mixture if you wish, first.

However, she probably had to find a way to turn it into a rhyme.

Her cookies were so good! I took several of them with us when we were leaving the cookout - they were still good on Sunday at the Charles Inn.

Oh yeah - I would have to omit the peanut butter as Josh is allergic, but overall it looks like a normal recipe to me.
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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Apr 11, 2006
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This recipe looks normal to me and I've been baking cookies since I was about 12 years old.


The only difference is I would beat the butter well with an electric mixer, gradually add the sugars and continue beating, then beat in the eggs.

For the dry ingredients I would mix them all together and then incorporate them slowly/gradually into the butter/sugar/egg mixture. Plus you could add 1 tsp of vanilla to the butter mixture if you wish, first.

However, she probably had to find a way to turn it into a rhyme.

Her cookies were so good! I took several of them with us when we were leaving the cookout - they were still good on Sunday at the Charles Inn.

Oh yeah - I would have to omit the peanut butter as Josh is allergic, but overall it looks like a normal recipe to me.
Mrs. Smeej asked me to change something in her original poem. I did so. I just wanted to make sure it says exactly what she wanted it to say.
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Mrs. Smeej asked me to change something in her original poem. I did so. I just wanted to make sure it says exactly what she wanted it to say.
Oh yeah (confession time) - I just made these! I only baked six so far and I put the rest of the batter in the fridge in a bowl.

I am trying to resist temptation, but I was just in a baking mood.

I charged myself 2 Weight Watcher points for one, but I ate the smallest one.
 

Neesy

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May 24, 2012
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Thank you Dana Jean, that's perfect... Now I only pray
That the cookies Neesy made at home came out okay.
(And for those who made the dough before dear Dana's fix
Add a half a cup of peanut butter to your mix.)
Mine turned out perfect and I did delete the peanut butter because Josh is allergic to it. I added slightly less white sugar (like about one half cup vs. a whole cup) but used the full amount of butter.

This latest batch of six that I just baked turned out nice and soft (chewy). I think if you want them crisp you could add the full one cup of white sugar. I like the fact you can keep the batter in the fridge covered up and take it out to bake more as needed.
 

Ebdim9th

Dressing the Gothic interval in tritones
Jul 1, 2009
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I live in Mobile but still, Sarasota, Florida is surely closer than Seattle, Washington and Maine...... Ms. Marsha, what would be a good non-intrusive place for everybody to meet down over Florida way and when you'll be around, provided retirement doesnt steal you away first?
 

Nomik

Carry on
Jun 19, 2016
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I live in Mobile but still, Sarasota, Florida is surely closer than Seattle, Washington and Maine...... Ms. Marsha, what would be a good non-intrusive place for everybody to meet down over Florida way and when you'll be around, provided retirement doesnt steal you away first?
By the way, I’ll be in Alabama the end of November......if you want to meet up...
RE Marsha retirement......noooooo
However, I’ve just been laid off
What exactly are the job qualifications?
 

kingricefan

All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.
Jul 11, 2006
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Spokane, WA
I live in Mobile but still, Sarasota, Florida is surely closer than Seattle, Washington and Maine...... Ms. Marsha, what would be a good non-intrusive place for everybody to meet down over Florida way and when you'll be around, provided retirement doesnt steal you away first?
By the way, I’ll be in Alabama the end of November......if you want to meet up...
RE Marsha retirement......noooooo
However, I’ve just been laid off
What exactly are the job qualifications?
Haha! Already stealing Marsha's job and she hasn't even announced her retirement yet. Tsk tsk.
Y'all used the R word!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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