No Coke, Pepsi!

[king family fan]

Hi Neesy!Good to see you.

 

[king family fan]

No red nail polish,black.
Can i get some lip gloss?

 

[!redruM]

No lip gloss, chap stick.
Can I get a Stephen King movie?

 

[Neesy]

No movie by him, just a book (take your pick!)
Can I get a Starman, waiting in the sky?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no Starman...just Gully Foyle...with a grudge and a secret.
can I get a break?

 

[king family fan]

No break,Lots of work.
Can i get a beer.?

 

[KINGSMAN129]

No Beer, Only Wine!
Can I get a Chrome Six Shooter?

 

[Neesy]

No chrome six shooter - just an FNC1 set on "repeat"
Can I get a Glock with a safety please?

 

[KINGSMAN129]

No Glock, Only Flintlock!
Can I get a Silencer?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no silencer...just a megaphone,
can I get another glass of water & a toothpick?

 

[Neesy]

No - this time you get a cup of tea and some dental floss

Can I get something for my cold please?

 

[notebookgirl]

Aspirin, not Imodium

Can I get get a warm blanket for Neesy's cold?

 

[Neesy]

No warm blanket, just cold toes and a drippy nose
Can I get a kite to fly please?

 

[king family fan]

No kite to fly,a plane.
Can i get a dinner plate please?

 

[KINGSMAN129]

No kite to fly,a plane.
Can i get a dinner plate please?

No Dinner Plate, Only Urinal!
Can I Get A Monkey Riding A Dog?

 

[Neesy]

No monkey riding a dog, just a monkey clanging cymbals
Can I get a reading of a part in a play?

 

[!redruM]

No reading of a part in a play, just a movie script!
Can I get a video of that Demon Baby Prank?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

no video...just a blue problem. (like when the video doesn't play? ever happen?)
can I get benches stained with tears and perspiration?

 

[Neesy]

no benches, just sweaty, tear soaked towels
Can I get a good strong cup of mocha java?

 

[notebookgirl]

Not good strong cup of mocha java, only a cold glass of tea.

Can I get a beer?