As nice as it would be to have it in my personal collection, it came with the office/job and that's where it will stay when I retire.
The two of you need to go to the corner and think about what word you've used to get you put there!! This particular word leads to frayed nerves and mass consumption of alcohol!!!!I claim first dibs on your job when you retire.
early retirement's nice, this time of year, I hear.