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Dana Jean

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I know what you mean. I'm thinking of saying 'screw it all' and go back to wearing these...

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I wore those through high school. Cute top, bib overalls.
 

Dana Jean

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The problem I'm having is waist size (and not the direction you think :)). The pants that should fit are too big and I'm having to buy a size down most of the time. I read that companies are doing "vanity sizing" where they make clothes larger. I guess we must buy clothes from companies that make us feel better. :) Of course, not all companies do this so one pair of 36's I can't keep up and another pair of 36s I can't button.

I have to take 1/2 a viagra just to keep my pants up. :)
I have to buy boy pants on occasion. I have long legs. No butt. No hips. I'm shaped like a boy below the mason/dixon line.

They think every girl out there is short. Even when pants are supposed to be ankle biters, to get them to fit around my hips/butt, I have to get a small size, which means the legs are even shorter than they are supposed to fashionably be.

I look like an idiot. A real Jethro.
 

Doc Creed

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I got a couple pairs of slacks for Christmas. Have the cut these days of men’s pants gone to thin leg? I feel so mid 60’s retro… Perhaps I need to look into getting another pair of Beatle Boots. :rolleyes:
The problem I'm having is waist size (and not the direction you think :)). The pants that should fit are too big and I'm having to buy a size down most of the time. I read that companies are doing "vanity sizing" where they make clothes larger. I guess we must buy clothes from companies that make us feel better. :) Of course, not all companies do this so one pair of 36's I can't keep up and another pair of 36s I can't button.

I have to take 1/2 a viagra just to keep my pants up. :)
 

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This morning, I finally bought a spare key and remote. What do you want to bet that I'll find my old spare in the next couple of days. :) That's the way it always works. As soon as you break down and by a replacement for something lost, you find the lost item within a couple of days.
You have happened upon the Spell for Finding The Lost Thing. And you thought there was no such thing as magick... ;)
 
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