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Wayoftheredpanda

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But why would you want to? :)

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It’s like they’re trying to trap a Minotaur in there
 

GNTLGNT

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Just a random poll for those who care to answer.

Are you a rocking chair person? Do you like to sit on your patio and rock? When you walk into a room and you have a choice of chairs, if one is a rocking chair, would you choose it?

There are rocking chair people in this world and those who aren't. I'm curious how many rocking chair people we have here.
….that would require commitment and effort on my part....ya know, to keep the runners rockin'.....I'm more the fat puddle of goo who pours himself in a recliner and pushes a button to pop out the foot thingy....
 

GNTLGNT

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It's more this:


Dana Jean: Them carts got wheels on them. You remember your cart and always use the one you walk by. Any person forgets his cart spends a night in the box.

These here are manners you keep with you. Any person loses his manners spends a night in the box.

There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the grocery store. You got a grudge against another person, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any person playing grab-ass or fighting in the grocery store spends a night in the box.

Store opens at five minutes of seven. Last bell is at eleven. Any person not in his car and out of the lot by eleven-ten spends the night in the box.

There is no smoking in the prone position in the grocery store. To smoke you must have both legs on the ground around the corner OUTSIDE in the smoking shame zone. Any person caught smoking in the prone position in the grocery store... spends a night in the box.

Any person don't recycle spends a night in the box. Any person loud talking spends a night in the box.

You got questions, you come to me. I'm Dana Jean, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any person don't keep order spends a night in...


Ghost: ...the box. [Dana Jean turns and looks at Ghost.]

Dana Jean: I hope you ain't going to be a hard case.[Ghost smiles and shakes his head]
….now you'uns skedaddle!!… and remember:
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