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Dana Jean

Dana Jean

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Out of Order said:
Are they satin? ;;D
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I hate satin sheets. You sort of just slide around on those like Bambi on ice. You try to get a grip and dig in but it's like going in the fun house tube that rolls and rolls way too fast. And you just sort of tumble around and end up sagging off the bed.

I mean, we have to give a medal to the advertising firm who sold the sexiness of those on a bunch of people trying to spice up the boudoir by playing a game of catch me if you can.

Hey sport, it's over here. No! it's over here! sorry, here it is!

bye felicia.
 
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ghost19

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Dana Jean said:
:laugh:

I hate satin sheets. You sort of just slide around on those like Bambi on ice. You try to get a grip and dig in but it's like going in the fun house tube that rolls and rolls way too fast. And you just sort of tumble around and end up sagging off the bed.

I mean, we have to give a medal to the advertising firm who sold the sexiness of those on a bunch of people trying to spice up the boudoir by playing a game of catch me if you can.

Hey sport, it's over here. No! it's over here! sorry, here it is!

bye felicia!
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Those should be an Olympic sport.....lol

 
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Out of Order

Out of Order

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Dana Jean said:
:laugh:

I hate satin sheets. You sort of just slide around on those like Bambi on ice. You try to get a grip and dig in but it's like going in the fun house tube that rolls and rolls way too fast. And you just sort of tumble around and end up sagging off the bed.

I mean, we have to give a medal to the advertising firm who sold the sexiness of those on a bunch of people trying to spice up the boudoir by playing a game of catch me if you can.

Hey sport, it's over here. No! it's over here! sorry, here it is!

bye felicia!
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The handcuffs keep you from sliding......
 
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DiO'Bolic

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The only thing good about satin sheets is... they make for good snake traps. :)

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Sundrop

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Dana Jean said:
I purchased myself a set of SHEEX sheets.

The bottom sheet is so damn easy to get on a mattress, that alone made the purchase worth it. I will never fight with another fitted sheet again.

Those antiquated sets that say they will fit mattresses up to 20 inches thick are lying. I have stretched and sweated to fit that last corner down over the mattress edge only to have it pop off in the middle of the night.

I will say, the top sheet takes some getting used to. You get yourself wrapped up in that, and it's like a straight-jacket. Would make a great mummy casing. Or a restraining device for someone losing their sh*t.
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There you go, sexy timing again :laugh:
 
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