Random Thoughts 3

[DiO'Bolic]

Yesterday the wife gave me an ultimatum… ‘Get that lipoma cut out of your face or I’m divorcing you.’ I know I’ve waited too long, but it’s kinda grown on me. So yesterday I called the insurance company looking for an In-Network general surgeons in the area. The closest one graduated from medical school in 1959. I really need to move closer to a city.

 

[Neesy]

Yesterday the wife gave me an ultimatum… ‘Get that lipoma cut out of your face or I’m divorcing you.’ I know I’ve waited too long, but it’s kinda grown on me. So yesterday I called the insurance company looking for an In-Network general surgeons in the area. The closest one graduated from medical school in 1959. I really need to move closer to a city.

Good luck - Andy had a really big one on his right upper arm that had been there for years - the surgery wasn't too bad and he is glad it's gone now

 

[Wayoftheredpanda]

Are they serious:
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Twinkies Cereal launches nationwide in late December. Post (POST) is partnering with Hostess to turn the 90-year-old treat into a cereal that will be available nationwide in late December. The taste of Twinkies Cereal "replicates the distinctive taste and familiar oblong shape" of the snack cake, according to a press release.

It’s gonna be the same thing with Cookie Crisps, cookies in your cereal sound amazing only for them to not be cookies at all.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Good luck - Andy had a really big one on his right upper arm that had been there for years - the surgery wasn't too bad and he is glad it's gone now

I got quite a few more elsewhere (seems to be hereditary), but there is a big one on my arm that also needs to be addressed. First thing I think I'll ask the surgeon is if he ever runs a two-for-one special.

 

[Sundrop]

Yesterday the wife gave me an ultimatum… ‘Get that lipoma cut out of your face or I’m divorcing you.’ I know I’ve waited too long, but it’s kinda grown on me. So yesterday I called the insurance company looking for an In-Network general surgeons in the area. The closest one graduated from medical school in 1959. I really need to move closer to a city.

I'm getting a dremel tool for Christmas. I'll be happy to take care of that for you.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I'm getting a dremel tool for Christmas. I'll be happy to take care of that for you.

Are your services cheap?

 

[Sundrop]

Are your services cheap?

My pricing is very reasonable. Probably won't cost you any more than your deductible.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

My pricing is very reasonable. Probably won't cost you any more than your deductible.

Depending on how well you handle a needle and thread, then... I'm in!

 

[Wayoftheredpanda]

Baby Jesus cries every time someone puts up a Christmas decoration before Thanksgiving is over

 

[DiO'Bolic]

In reading Mr King’s eight writing strategies, he notes: Write for your Ideal Reader...

So what kind of stories appeal to loose women?

 

[Wayoftheredpanda]

My family got Disney+ and I thought for once it’s a good thing Disney owns so many properties as they’re all on one streaming service. I was glad to have the best of The Simpson’s on one streaming service, but...

the screen aspect ratio, they didn’t account for it, the video on all the old Simpsons episodes are pixelated. There are YouTube uploads of episodes that looks better. May seem like nitpicking, but you’d think a billion dollar industry like Disney would look over one of their biggest third-party properties.

Oh yeah, they also censored Gravity Falls because of... Grunkle Stan’s hat?

 

[arista]

There are some days...I think that would it not be a great thing to go back in time and do things a little differently.

 

[Edward John]

My family got Disney+ and I thought for once it’s a good thing Disney owns so many properties as they’re all on one streaming service. I was glad to have the best of The Simpson’s on one streaming service, but...

the screen aspect ratio, they didn’t account for it, the video on all the old Simpsons episodes are pixelated. There are YouTube uploads of episodes that looks better. May seem like nitpicking, but you’d think a billion dollar industry like Disney would look over one of their biggest third-party properties.

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I refuse to buy anything from Disney after The Last Jedi.

 

[Wayoftheredpanda]

I refuse to buy anything from Disney after The Last Jedi.

I think Lucas re-editing the Greedo and Han scene in A New Hope for Disney+ ruins the point

 

[Edward John]

I think Lucas re-editing the Greedo and Han scene in A New Hope for Disney+ ruins the point

Disney should beg Lucas to return, and I hope he says no.

 

[Edward John]

There are some days...I think that would it not be a great thing to go back in time and do things a little differently.

But if we went back in time and changed something, then we would not have any reason to go back in time then, would we? It's a paradox. I feel like if you changed something then somehow it would get reverted.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

The "Oh sh*t!" moment for today:

 

[Edward John]

The "Oh sh*t!" moment for today:

PT boat on the way to Havana
I used to make a living, man
Pickin' the banana
Now I'm a guide for the CIA
Hooray! for the USA
Baby baby make me loco
Baby baby make me mambo
Sent to spy on a Cuban talent show
First stop, Havana go go!
I used to make a living, man
Pickin' the banana
Hooray! For Havana

 

[DiO'Bolic]

And now for something completely different...

 

[swiftdog2.0]

And now for something completely different...

IDK, man. That story is kinda fishy