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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Poconos, PA
Okay, I’ll be the one to start and get it over with before Thanksgiving... not having to worry about it anymore. Hope I did it correctly. :)

My giftee was no other than Mr Disappearing Act himself… Out of Order. So here goes

Your special order of 100 DiO’s Custom Christmas Cards are on the way…
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A gift to you from Santa…
A Bag of Coal. Was their any doubt?

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Someone else also wanted to give you a gift…
Crocoduupoo Cookies

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I know how much you like turkey for Christmas dinner…
A big ole turkey prepared by world renowned chef… Mrs. Kersh

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… and delivered to you on Christmas Day…

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I got you a little property up in northern New Hampster…
On it sits Mashed Potato Mountain

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(Supply you own freakin’ gravy!)

And to go with the Christmas dinner…
Your own micro brewery that became available up in your neck of the woods...

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Hell, I’ve even snagged you an actual visit from Santa...
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout

Or you’re going to die

Here’s Jack Santa…

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Okay, someone here (who carries a big stick but asked to remain anonymous) sent me a picture of you from last Christmas she somehow snagged, so I had it framed…
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(don’t blame me I only supplied the frame)

LIMIT OF 10 IMAGES... SO IT WILL BE CONTINUED...
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
Out of Order's gifts continued (read other post first)

I’ve also arranged for some Christmas carolers to stop by in the evening…
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And what’s Christmas without some football, right?…
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Switching gears, you might not be aware but I have some pull in Hollywood…
and have arranged for the next epic film ‘Sharknado’s Out of Order’ to have some filming done at your house (I hope you don’t mind if they do a few renovations to your home)…
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They also…
…plan on repainting some of your rooms for effect…

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While stalking the gift giving from prior years, everyone always seems to gift money, so I guess I better toe the line…
Dirty Pirate Hooker Treasure

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Of course I can’t make it easy on you, so something to help you find it…

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Seriously though, or not, in the spirit of the holiday season I want you to…
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(dirty pillows and all)

So... Merry Christmas! :)

(and doyou shuddered to think how this one was going to go! :rolleyes:
 

Spideyman

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Jul 10, 2006
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Just north of Duma Key
OKay, let's give this a try....My giftee is ghost19 ......

Since you have a tendency for "accidents" thought you might find use for this.
33253 A bubble wrap suit for all occasions.


For your entertainment pleasure....
33254 2020 season tickets.

You will need to be in proper attire so......

33255 $2,000-- Santa is feeling the magic of the season!

Hope these are like what your aunt or grandma used to make....
33256 33257 Corn Flake Cookies

You started your constant readership here, so Santa found this little gem.

33258 signed limited first edition of Cujo.


Let's stay with books for awhile.....
33259 Gift certificate for $5,000. Grab those DT books!!


Little birdie told Santa you have always wanted to visit..........



One last gift, so look for the next post...............................
 

Spideyman

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Just north of Duma Key
Continuing for ghost19 ..........................

Pack those bags, grab the kids, you are off to an exciting adventure..............


Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge at Walt Disney World
An all expense paid Disney World Vacation- hotel, food , rides for ALL the parks.
this also includes paid vacation time from work!!

Well, now- guess you'll need some extras

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Love and Green Lights!
 
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