Things Mr. King Will Not Do For You......
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He will not eat the wrong cheese.
He will not purse his lips without provocation.
He will not rewrite the dictionary in its entirety.
He will not attempt to fish from the tailgate of a moving pickup truck.
He will not allow a horse to eat his ice cream cone.
He will not purse his lips without provocation.
He will not rewrite the dictionary in its entirety.
He will not attempt to fish from the tailgate of a moving pickup truck.
He will not allow a horse to eat his ice cream cone.
I think this would be the perfect thread for a Mrs. Smeej poem!
Where is she anyhow?
I do kind of understand how a lot of people don't really get that what they are asking of Stephen King when they ask him for "for specials" is unreasonable. They adore him, but do not read the FAQ.
Maybe their singular adoration for hims leads them to think no one else feels compelled to ask him a question or ask him for a favor... Or they belong in Assyoulum.
Where is she anyhow?
I do kind of understand how a lot of people don't really get that what they are asking of Stephen King when they ask him for "for specials" is unreasonable. They adore him, but do not read the FAQ.
Maybe their singular adoration for hims leads them to think no one else feels compelled to ask him a question or ask him for a favor... Or they belong in Assyoulum.
He will not come to your house on Sunday morning and make blueberry pancakes. Believe me, this one is true. I waited 10:30, then I had a bowl of cereal...
How 'bout oatmeal? I think I remember reading somewhere that he makes killer oatmeal.
Well no wonder he didn't he didn't show up this morning! I never should have been expecting blueberry pancakes!
It's so amazing to me what strangers expect from Mr. King because they buy his book. Thirty dollars or more is something you spend to be entertained and enable a writer to make a living (in his case, a darned good one but hey, he earned it by making us all such constant readers). If I ever met him, got a book signed, or a photo, I would consider that an honour - not my right because I buy his books. How entitled some people feel just boggles my mind.
When ever he comes to my place he expects a cheese, baby spinach and Spam omelet. One indulges one's house guests as best as one can. I always serve my esteemed guests on my fine Royal Doulton china. As one does.
I love Hyacinth! She trys, God love her, but she trys!When ever he comes to my place he expects a cheese, baby spinach and Spam omelet. One indulges one's house guests as best as one can. I always serve my esteemed guests on my fine Royal Doulton china. As one does.
And I always fart on his face whilst shouting "POW"!
That always keeps him coming back for more.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Here's a handy hint for the best way to eat Junior Mints while at the movies:
"My candy of choice is Junior Mints. And while I don't bring bootleg food into the movies, I do bring bootleg toothpicks. Then, as I relax in my seat, I take a toothpick and poke five or six Junior Mints onto it. It ends the dreaded Chocolate Hand, and it's also kind of fun to eat candy off a stick. I call them Mint-Kebabs." - by Stephen King
from:
Stephen King: The Pop of King
Stephen King's Guide to Movie Snacks July 27 2008 in EW
"My candy of choice is Junior Mints. And while I don't bring bootleg food into the movies, I do bring bootleg toothpicks. Then, as I relax in my seat, I take a toothpick and poke five or six Junior Mints onto it. It ends the dreaded Chocolate Hand, and it's also kind of fun to eat candy off a stick. I call them Mint-Kebabs." - by Stephen King
from:
Stephen King: The Pop of King
Stephen King's Guide to Movie Snacks July 27 2008 in EW
this one:Do you mean Carol Cameltoe?
Oh hell, her coochie is eating her pants alive!
I do not think my crotch would thank me.....itchy, itchy scratchy....yanks down on pant legs.
No. Nor mine, or prolly not. But there are those that endure. God love e'm, and their fancy pants too.
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