Things Mr. King Will Not Do For You......

[blunthead]

He will not ask me to sign a copy of any book I have had published.

He will not live in an incorrect or faulty time zone.

He will not pretend to be bald.

He will not have in his own anatomy any unhuman vestigial remnants.

He will not arm wrestle a snake.

 

[Patricia A]

I don't think he does windows either, secret or otherwise.

 

[MadamMack]

I don't think he does windows either, secret or otherwise.

Will he eat green eggs and ham?

 

[kingricefan]

I don't think he does windows either, secret or otherwise.

His new Florida home is nothing but glass......he's in trouble!

 

[MadamMack]

His new Florida home is nothing but glass......he's in trouble!

Those are Secret Windows . . .don't need washing . . .

 

[MadamMack]

Plus, if he can't see out . . .then no one can see in!

 

[kingricefan]

Those are Secret Windows . . .don't need washing . . .

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! You just let the dead cat out of the body bag!

 

[ghost19]

Stephen King COULD write Chuck Norris out of existence.........

 

[Patricia A]

Those are Secret Windows . . .don't need washing . . .

Maybe yours don't but mine... holy cow, you can't see a thing through them.

 

[kingricefan]

Maybe yours don't but mine... holy cow, you can't see a thing through them.

I have looked out of your windows, Pats, and you have an amazing view!!

 

[blunthead]

Will he eat green eggs and ham?

Who won't?

 

[MadamMack]

Who won't?

He won't!

 

[blunthead]

He won't!

No!

 

[kingricefan]

He will not take you on his European Tour to accompany Marsha on her jaunts outside so that she will not get lost, even though your sense of direction is 'spot on'!

 

[Patricia A]

I have looked out of your windows, Pats, and you have an amazing view!!

Those were my regular windows. It's the secret ones that are a mess.. with all that blood on them and the.... oh, ****e... secret.... shhhhh.
Hey where'd the little bubuska lady smily go? She done snuck off I guess. Prolly peddling her 'taters elsewhere.

 

[kingricefan]

Those were my regular windows. It's the secret ones that are a mess.. with all that blood on them and the.... oh, ****e... secret.... shhhhh.

You keep sending that $100 a month and I won't tell a soul about what you done did!

 

[Garriga]

500 books in 2 hours. He does plenty.

Lilja's Library - The World of Stephen King [1996 - 2013]

 

[Moderator]

500 books in 2 hours. He does plenty.

Lilja's Library - The World of Stephen King [1996 - 2013]

The official count was 610. That was from the folks at the bookstore, so I would trust that source.

 

[VampireLily]

so i guess this means he won't be giving me a foot rub anytime soon.

damn.

i was kinda relying on that.

 

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