The school cloakroom, and trying to find your snow/rain boots, mittens, etc.
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Two states, huh?......suddenly revenge feels so much closerThat's the beauty of being separated by two states.
Most men would rather be waterboarded than make a woman cry.Two states, huh?......suddenly revenge feels so much closer
......and you've not ever even come close to making me mad enough to cry
Both have same effect.Most men would rather be waterboarded than make a woman cry.
Dio, this MAY be the best post ever, anywhere, and for all time...rotflmao...Don’t fall for it. We always hear "the rules" from the female side on how we can become better men. Balderdash! Regardless of what they say, we'll always be Neanderthals. Just stick to our own 20 rules. (Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down
1. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way
1. Crying is blackmail
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
* Subtle hints do not work!
* Strong hints do not work!
* Obvious hints do not work!
* JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as: Sex, Sports, Cars, or Computers
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. If you really want to know... You have enough clothes and you have too many shoes
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that
Are ya sure about that?.......You're gonna look mighty funny poked full of holes so close to the wedding........Dio, this MAY be the best post ever, anywhere, and for all time...rotflmao...
Ain't it the truth!Both have same effect.
You're not allowed to say that out loud.Dio, this MAY be the best post ever, anywhere, and for all time...rotflmao...
Perhaps I should have just liked that one instead of saying it out loud....lol, hard not to give credit on that one though....lmaoAre ya sure about that?.......You're gonna look mighty funny poked full of holes so close to the wedding........
Yeah.....kind of thought about that after I posted it....oops....lolYou're not allowed to say that out loud.
The Heels got the #2 seed in the West. I was gonna ask when we'd be meeting your Razorbacks!Perhaps I should have just liked that one instead of saying it out loud....lol, hard not to give credit on that one though....lmao
Hey at least your damn Tar Heels can’t knockout my Razorbacks unless both make it deep into the tournament. They shouldn’t even be in the same time zone for a few days..lol
With me... it doesn't matter. I'm already serving a life sentence.Yeah.....kind of thought about that after I posted it....oops....lol
My brother usually got hosed off before he was allowed to come inside for supper.We had to drink out of the hose because we weren't allowed in the house.
7 seed in the east. Playing Butler first game.The Heels got the #2 seed in the West. I was gonna ask when we'd be meeting your Razorbacks!
It's March Madness, so anything is possible!!!
Well, can I say it out loud? I'm a girl. I may be a Benedict Arnold to my sex but I thoroughly enjoyed that post. And about the toilet seat, I'm just grateful when you guys lift the seat beforehand! That sprinkle, tinkle, sweetie, seatie thing is just gross!Yeah.....kind of thought about that after I posted it....oops....lol
LOL... Thanks. And men find messy toilet seats disgusting, also.Well, can I say it out loud? I'm a girl. I may be a Benedict Arnold to my sex but I thoroughly enjoyed that post. And about the toilet seat, I'm just grateful when you guys lift the seat beforehand! That sprinkle, tinkle, sweetie, seatie thing is just gross!
Yeah except the car only got 6 miles to the gallon...I had a good giggle the other day with the 16 yr old. He was driving us to the grocery store and we saw a stupid looking truck on the way there, then again on the way home.
I said, what's he doing, cruising main?
Evan had no idea what I meant by that so I had great fun in telling him how when I was his age, the thing to do was go to town and just cruise Main Street all evening. Had to explain that it was nothing you EVER did alone, had to have a car full. Had to have music blaring. And that kids from all the surrounding towns all did it.
He thought that was pretty funny. You just drove up and down Main St? How did you afford to do that, he asked. Well, gas was like $.80/gallon, I told him.