Had a nap on the Couch
My best Girlfriend called me
"Hi it`s me. What are you doing right now? Could you do me a Favor ?"
Meet her at 3 p.m, dont know exactly, what to expect
What Did You Do Today? What are you doing today?
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If I can just keep them from waking up tonight while I'm playing Santa (Santa's coming tonight so they have all weekend to play with their stuff before I take them back to their mom on Sunday), it'll be a success. And then when I get back Sunday from dropping them off, I can play the Xbox that "Santa" got them.
Heading out tonight to do my Christmas shopping. I'm sure there's plenty of stuff left on the shelves. 
Heading out tonight to do my Christmas shopping. I'm sure there's plenty of stuff left on the shelves.
I do all my shopping at the local gas station. Air fresheners, copies of the National Enquirer, lottery tickets, and those little glass tubes with the fake rose that the druggies use to make crack pipes. That's how you do it.
I may have to stop there after the dollar store and liquor place.
I've said it before, I'll say it again......I'd have killed you by nowHeading out tonight to do my Christmas shopping. I'm sure there's plenty of stuff left on the shelves.
I've said it before, I'll say it again......I'd have killed you by now
Well, that's just a tad excessive...
What can I say... What I lack in thought and care I make up in $$$. Everybody’s happy.I've said it before, I'll say it again......I'd have killed you by now
....and if there's a truck stop nearby, both of you can swing in and pick up god-awful knick-knacks, diesel additives and some glossy "literature" from behind the counter....I may have to stop there after the dollar store and liquor place.
Really? Tell me more about this glossy 'literature."
I must admit, after you made the post about visiting the liquor store, I almost changed my mind about killing you off earlyWhat can I say... What I lack in thought and care I make up in $$$. Everybody’s happy.
Shouldn't you be out minioning?.......
Really? Tell me more about this glossy 'literature."
Ahhh yes...years ago I worked graveyard shift at a truck stop. We referred to the glossy "literature" as the X-Files.
...."Diesel Dames and Truck-Stop Tarts".....Really? Tell me more about this glossy 'literature."
Ah, yes... The way to Sunny's heart is through her liver.I must admit, after you made the post about visiting the liquor store, I almost changed my mind about killing you off early
Shouldn't you be out minioning?.......
I'm on my labor board mandated break. Dadgum slave driver...
My liver is picky, though.....Ah, yes... The way to Sunny's heart is through her liver.
...."the truth is out there".....it just happens to have a staple through it's navel.....Ahhh yes...years ago I worked graveyard shift at a truck stop. We referred to the glossy "literature" as the X-Files.
Ahhh yes...years ago I worked graveyard shift at a truck stop. We referred to the glossy "literature" as the X-Files.
Hmmm... If there's a Stephen King story in one, then I'm golden.
Picky or prickly?My liver is picky, though.....
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