Wherefore Art Thou 2

[FlakeNoir]

Good thing you're a Mod. Just your documentary threads alone could get you banned, especially since you viewed many of them on Netflix

 

[do1you9love?]

Dear God. I am sexy-timing all sorts of people in every damn thing I say.

Note to board: If I have sexy-timed you, it was in error. My vocabulary reflects my years as a hep cat. Not your years as promiscuous sluts. Thank you for your time.

Best. PSA. Ever!

Yukon Corneilus would imbed his pick in my ear

Oh lawd, you don't even wanna know what you just said there!!

 

[do1you9love?]

Some friends are long time gone - I miss so many - especially carrie's younger brother , mustangclaire ,
Facebook is not my favorite, but it is so good to see HipMommaJen and skimom2 and Nomik there - and some are here and there. I'm an often not signed in lurker because I'm at work and can't get carried away here and it's so easy to do.

I hope our wandering friends are all OK. The Ogre has instructions to report here if anything happens to me - y'all are getting all my books - and he's got to invite you to the house, and offer you shelter and fix you some food and make you feel right at home - give you a box and let you take what you want. It'll be good for him. Good plan, eh?

Holly, just want to tell you that I love this!!

 

[Dana Jean]

I doubt that,Yukon seems like a guy that really didn't seem very picky.. not meaning that is about you but about him,I think he was up for anything..

This made me laugh! And you're right. I think this rugged mountain man might just appreciate me.

 

[Dana Jean]

Best. PSA. Ever!



Oh lawd, you don't even wanna know what you just said there!!

embed! embed! typo! fixed!

 

[Sundrop]

Kinda gives one a whole new perspective on her "Dirty Pirate Hooker" title, doesn't it?

 

[Dana Jean]

Best. PSA. Ever!



Oh lawd, you don't even wanna know what you just said there!!

or wait. Were you saying that Yukon...with his pick....ear......

 

[do1you9love?]

or wait. Were you saying that Yukon...with his pick....ear......

 

[Sundrop]

And wherethehellisOoO? He's missing out on all the fun.

 

[do1you9love?]

And wherethehellisOoO? He's missing out on all the fun.

I thought for sure the Blue Raspberry discussion would stir him up from his sludge!

 

[FlakeNoir]

And wherethehellisOoO? He's missing out on all the fun.

If he doesn't turn up for my birthday I'm going to post him an eel.
*no eels were hurt or even imagined hurt in the making of this post.

 

[Moderator]

If he doesn't turn up for my birthday I'm going to post him an eel.
*no eels were hurt or even imagined hurt in the making of this post.

SPOILERS!!!!!!!

 

[FlakeNoir]

SPOILERS!!!!!!!

 

[Doc Creed]

the doll who I think had body dysmorphia or a bad hair day or HPV

 

[Dana Jean]

Honestly. What was wrong with the doll? I don't remember.

 

[Doc Creed]

Honestly. What was wrong with the doll? I don't remember.

I don't remember. Had one little button eye? This cracked me up, though. How you described it.

 

[thekidd12]

or wait. Were you saying that Yukon...with his pick....ear......

Hey...

Pirate hookers should know any port in a storm...

 

[Dana Jean]

Hey...

Pirate hookers should know any port in a storm...

Can we say the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald? Yukon's "pick" in my ear makes a dirty pirate hooker steer off course.

 

[Dana Jean]

I don't remember. Had one little button eye? This cracked me up, though. How you described it.

No, I think she had both eyes. Maybe it was one of those handicaps we can't see. Where she can still use the handicap parking sign and we watch her walk into J.C. Penneys looking all "normal" and we're sitting at the back of the lot cursing her.

 

[Doc Creed]

No, I think she had both eyes. Maybe it was one of those handicaps we can't see. Where she can still use the handicap parking sign and we watch her walk into J.C. Penneys looking all "normal" and we're sitting at the back of the lot cursing her.