Wherefore Art Thou 2

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thekidd12

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Dear God. I am sexy-timing all sorts of people in every damn thing I say.

Note to board: If I have sexy-timed you, it was in error. My vocabulary reflects my years as a hep cat. Not your years as promiscuous sluts. Thank you for your time.
Can't speak for entire board but...

You can sexy-time me whenever the urge hits you...

Yeah you knew that was coming didn't ya??? :cool:
 

HollyGolightly

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Dana Jean I've gotten tripped up on the hook up reference before. It's too literal - I can't bear the visuals!! Did we even have a code word? I mean - if the house is a rockin', don't bother knockin' , but I can't remember a code for the invitation to or reporting of the incident.

thekidd12 I had no idea about chillin' - the youngsters must think my libido is insatiable when really I'm falling asleep to Netflix by 10pm.
 

thekidd12

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Dana Jean I've gotten tripped up on the hook up reference before. It's too literal - I can't bear the visuals!! Did we even have a code word? I mean - if the house is a rockin', don't bother knockin' , but I can't remember a code for the invitation to or reporting of the incident.

thekidd12 I had no idea about chillin' - the youngsters must think my libido is insatiable when really I'm falling asleep to Netflix by 10pm.
Different world ladies...

Sweep right, sweep left, get a hook up, or send a "pic"...

I was born WAY too early...

Sorry was distracted by insatiable and libido in same sentence... :snicker:
 

Dana Jean

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Different world ladies...

Sweep right, sweep left, get a hook up, or send a "pic"...

I was born WAY too early...

Sorry was distracted by insatiable and libido in same sentence... :snicker:
I don't know how people do this online dating stuff. I'm too insecure.

Which is the "no interest" sweep, left or right? I'd be a legend in the Annals of Left Sweeps.

The land of Misfit Toys would have Charlie in the Box, the train with the square wheels, that squirt gun guy that shoots jelly (hopefully raspberry), the cowboy riding an ostrich, the doll who I think had body dysmorphia or a bad hair day or HPV or something along those lines, and then there would be me, Left Sweep Susie.

Yukon Corneilus would embed his pick in my ear to put me out of my misery.
 
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mjs9153

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I don't know how people do this online dating stuff. I'm too insecure.

Which is the "no interest" sweep, left or right? I'd be a legend in the Annals of Left Sweeps.

The land of Misfit Toys would have Charlie in the Box, the train with the square wheels, that squirt gun guy that shoots jelly (hopefully raspberry), the cowboy riding an ostrich, the doll who I think had body dysmorphia or a bad hair day or HPV or something along those lines, and then there would be me, Left Sweep Susie.

Yukon Corneilus would imbed his pick in my ear to put me out of my misery.
I doubt that,Yukon seems like a guy that really didn't seem very picky.. not meaning that is about you but about him,I think he was up for anything..
 

FlakeNoir

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I was glad that New Zealand lost against England in the 20-20 Cricket World Cup Final because I don't like New Zealanders. I don't like them because they talk stupid. Sex instead of six.
Okay.

Also, you have that around the wrong way. Australians pronounce the number 6 as "sex", Kiwi's say "six". (sounds like "sicks")
 

Sundrop

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Dear God. I am sexy-timing all sorts of people in every damn thing I say.

Note to board: If I have sexy-timed you, it was in error. My vocabulary reflects my years as a hep cat. Not your years as promiscuous sluts. Thank you for your time.
Good thing you're a Mod. Just your documentary threads alone could get you banned, especially since you viewed many of them on Netflix :laugh: