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Who can take Roland (Dark Tower) in a street fight?

Discussion in 'General Discussion & Questions' started by Kingunlucky, Aug 22, 2016.

  1. Spideyman

    Spideyman Uber Member

    Totally outside the box-- if Roland is a written character,
    then, SK himself could take down Roland with simple pen and paper in hand. Just write the scene where the SK character, in the DT, takes out Roland.
  2. Kingunlucky

    Kingunlucky Well-Known Member



    Probably the most cunning answer we'll get.
  3. mjs9153

    mjs9153 Peripherally known member..

    haha,now that I would like to see..Roland slowly erasing,line by line,as he is bitch slapping the King..how funny would that be..:biggrin2:
  4. César Hernández-Meraz

    César Hernández-Meraz Wants to be Nick, ends up as Larry

    My vote is for her, too.

    As long as there aren't any old, heavy typewriters nearby.

    Or she could amputate parts of Roland and invalidate the fight. :barbershop_quartet_member:
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  5. not_nadine

    not_nadine Comfortably Roont

    No fair. I'm out. You are not speaking of Roland, then. Just using his name.


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  6. Kingunlucky

    Kingunlucky Well-Known Member

    Well if I'd of said who from Stephen King's works can beat Roland in a gunfight......I don't think there would of been much of a conversation lol

    *Looks at Tull*

    Also its a hypothetical scenario (him being weaponless against another weaponless man/woman) in a hypothetical location.
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2016
  7. Kingunlucky

    Kingunlucky Well-Known Member

    Also why wouldn't I just wanna use Roland's name for something? :D

    Its a good name and fun to say.

    Roland, Roland, Roland, Roland, Roland(say it five times fast)....Roland drinks Rolling Rock while riding a rolling carriage that's being pulled by a horse that rocks back and forth! :rofl: Its so good it shows up all over history and myths, Stephen King used it for another character in Eyes of the Dragon and now that you've said that I'm afraid I may have to make a character named Roland in response!
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2016
  8. Dana Jean

    Dana Jean Dirty Pirate Hooker Moderator

    You best watch out. NotNadine might kick your a** if I give her a quarter. ;;D;;D
  9. Kingunlucky

    Kingunlucky Well-Known Member

    Wow....wow...sloooow it doooooown. :D

    I don't want the peeps on this site reacting to me violently or nothin! I just happen to be a joker, a smoker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner. I sure don't want to hurt noooooo one! :(
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  10. danie

    danie I am whatever you say I am.

    She'll probably kick it for free actually. I've seen it done. :)
  11. Oh well, in that case, Nettie Cobb would beat Roland before he even knew he was in a bar fight. She wouldn't think twice about grabbing a beer bottle or a pool cue to take Roland down. He might survive long enough to regret saying he killed her dog. Stupid comments usually start bar fights, right? :)
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  12. DiO'Bolic

    DiO'Bolic Not completely obtuse

    A very young Drew Barrymore. :)
  13. skimom2

    skimom2 Just moseyin' through...

    I have to agree with muskrat. Only Steven Deschain would stand a chance, even if he was a bit older than Roland (outside of dumb luck, for which Roland himself has a healthy respect. With that in play, just about anyone COULD take him down). He's got the same skills, the same training, but enjoys the benefit of more experience than Roland.
  14. Towerbent BreakSlinger

    Towerbent BreakSlinger Well-Known Member

    oooh- good call. he might give Roland an unpleasant day
  15. Towerbent BreakSlinger

    Towerbent BreakSlinger Well-Known Member

    Maybe Alan Pangborn, he definitely has some gunslinger in him and I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he is Roland, in the world of castle rock
  16. Doc Creed

    Doc Creed Well-Known Member

    Roland, Roland, Roland,
    Keep them doggies Roland,

    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

    [​IMG] ...."You're a very special kind of stupid aren'tcha Doc?".....
  18. Doc Creed

    Doc Creed Well-Known Member

    Yes, my shrink has doubled the dosage so I think I'm ok...maybe need a little mental Benefiber, that's all.
  19. mjs9153

    mjs9153 Peripherally known member..

    just don't take too many muscle relaxers! ;)
  20. Doc Creed

    Doc Creed Well-Known Member


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