Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a chunk of coal with grass blades
inserts a man running to the tune of The Streak.. and he kicks his reeboks off!

you get Ray Stevens, scratching his head, trying to follow up with verse.
inserts operators, standing by the river, to take your pledge.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get an old fashioned baptist river baptism revival with that crazy mississippi squirrel that got away from ray stevens while he was scratchin' his head! LOL

inserts hot air balloon with too much hot air

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get an old fashioned baptist river baptism revival with that crazy mississippi squirrel that got away from ray stevens while he was scratchin' his head! LOL
inserts hot air balloon with too much hot air

You get the wizard, off to the wild blue yonder, Dorothy and Toto stranded in Oz.
inserts the Sweet Bye & Bye.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get serenaded as you drift off to dreams

inserts a yawn and a stretch and a footed pair of pj's

 

[blunthead]

you get a knock on the door.

inserts what the hell.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get eternity in your worst nightmare
inserts unfriendly person

 

[blunthead]

you get a sneaky wheel.

inserts the guilty.

 

[Neesy]

you get a sneaky wheel.

inserts the guilty.

You get a dog looking at you with big eyes.

Inserts an unhappy cowboy.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get a ride off into the sunset with his trusty steed

inserts a yodeling bimbo

 

[blunthead]

you get Biden.
inserts an unhappy Nazi.

 

[Neesy]

You get Hitler with a hissy fit.

Inserts too spicy Indian Butter Chicken.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get Hitler with a hissy fit.
Inserts too spicy Indian Butter Chicken.

you get to swap with the neighbor who did chicken on the grill, just a few spices.
inserts The Blackboard of Futility.

 

[paper_is_sweet]

You get a greased up chicken with an attitude problem.

Inserts Nutella and a Doc McStuffins marathon...

 

[Neesy]

You get a greased up chicken with an attitude problem.

Inserts Nutella and a Doc McStuffins marathon...

(I had to Google this name)

You get a physical but they use chocolate hazelnut spread instead of KY jelly.

Inserts a sitz bath and a bidet.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

(I had to Google this name)

You get a physical but they use chocolate hazelnut spread instead of KY jelly.

Inserts a sitz bath and a bidet.

You get a very clean and very smooth shiney hiney!!!

inserts telescope, proctologist & chicken fries

 

[Neesy]

You get a guy with a sh*tty point of view (who eats lunch in the strangest places)

Inserts a hungry, skinny, chef who wants to go out to eat.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get a guy with a sh*tty point of view (who eats lunch in the strangest places)

Inserts a hungry, skinny, chef who wants to go out to eat.

<great answer.. I can't stop laughing!!!>

You get to go to lunch with the guy who has a sh*tty point of view!!!!

inserts horse manure, cow manure and a blue sky

 

[paper_is_sweet]

You get a guy with a sh*tty point of view (who eats lunch in the strangest places)

Inserts a hungry, skinny, chef who wants to go out to eat.

You get a tapeworm from eating a Big Mac.

Inserts a set of blue bagpipes...

 

[Neesy]

You get a tapeworm from eating a Big Mac.

Inserts a set of blue bagpipes...

You get a piper from Clan MacTavish (in dress tartan) with great breath control.

Inserts "I need a bath!"

 

[paper_is_sweet]

<great answer.. I can't stop laughing!!!>

You get to go to lunch with the guy who has a sh*tty point of view!!!!

inserts horse manure, cow manure and a blue sky

You get a sh*tty day in your home, home on the range!

You get a piper from Clan MacTavish (in dress tartan) with great breath control.

Inserts "I need a bath!"

You get washcloth and some ice water.

Inserts one cardboard box, a scratched CD, and a geriatric cat...