Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get a tapeworm from eating a Big Mac.

Inserts a set of blue bagpipes...

You get a wind instrument that needs played badly!!

You get a piper from Clan MacTavish (in dress tartan) with great breath control.

Inserts "I need a bath!"

you get the hose!!

inserts a handy dandy notebook and a big blue comfy chair!

 

[paper_is_sweet]

You get a wind instrument that needs played badly!!



you get the hose!!

inserts a handy dandy notebook and a big blue comfy chair!

You get a place to write your Sherlock fanfic!

Inserts a broken dishwasher and a left shoe...

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get a place to write your Sherlock fanfic!

Inserts a broken dishwasher and a left shoe...

You get dirty dishes and a swift kick

inserts a monkey wrench , fly paper and a drunk handy man

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get dirty dishes and a swift kick
inserts a monkey wrench , fly paper and a drunk handy man

you get an "oops, that didn't work out like I'd planned," followed by a flailing of the arms when Mr Fix-It raises up from under the sink...fly paper stuck to his nose.
inserts The Beginning of Recorded Time.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get an "oops, that didn't work out like I'd planned," followed by a flailing of the arms when Mr Fix-It raises up from under the sink...fly paper stuck to his nose.
inserts The Beginning of Recorded Time.

you get a new start

inserts a ring of fire

 

[Neesy]

you get a new start

inserts a ring of fire

You get Johnny Cash's estate refusing to do that hemorrhoid commercial.

Inserts a nagging headache with no relief.

 

[blunthead]

You get Johnny Cash's estate refusing to do that hemorrhoid commercial.

Inserts a nagging headache with no relief.

( )

you get weeping and gnashing of teeth.

inserts Elizabeth.

 

[Neesy]

( )

you get weeping and gnashing of teeth.

inserts Elizabeth.

You get "Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say".

Inserts an extended play of Neil Young's greatest hits.

 

[blunthead]

you get bored eventually.

inserts over.

 

[Neesy]

you get bored eventually.

inserts over.

You get "out".

Inserts how high can you climb?

 

[blunthead]

you get a message from a ghost.

inserts one kind favor.

 

[Neesy]

You get a person lending you two sleeping bags when you forgot yours.

Inserts a pot luck supper for a friend.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a person lending you two sleeping bags when you forgot yours.
Inserts a pot luck supper for a friend.

you get to clean up on left-overs.
inserts caribou-blood pancakes.

 

[Neesy]

you get to clean up on left-overs.
inserts caribou-blood pancakes.

You get to say "No thanks - none for me - I am just stuffed!"

Inserts a persistent hostess.

 

[blunthead]

you get a date, finally.

inserts seeing each other.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get a bright sunshiney day

inserts a toothbrush , sunshine and preperation H cream

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a bright sunshiney day
inserts a toothbrush , sunshine and preperation H cream

you get to put a shiny polish on the old Buick.
inserts Corn-hole Theater.

 

[blunthead]

you get the only movie house in Bushville.

inserts Kris.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get a piece of the highway.. man

Inserts sharknado , bimbo and a wiffleball

 

[blunthead]

you get wiffleball leftovers.

inserts service.