World's scariest cup of tea

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kingricefan

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nate_watkins said:
Yes, on his level of the tower. But on mine, Michelle is my helicopter flying instructor. And we're trying to save a falling puppy. Turns out, the puppy landed on KRF as he stood frozen on the edge of a cliff.
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Said puppy being a Golden Retriever, and supernaturally gifted (as per any Golden Retriever that appears in any Koontz book), it was able to communicate to KRF that the tea house was soon to be attacked by zombies and laser-beam wearing sharks (thank you Austin Power movies and shades of Sharknado) and said puppy and KRF slowly made their way back down to the stone steps carved into the mountain, then traveled back down those steps to the Inn at the base of the mountain, entered the Inn and went to the dining area, ordered the best d*mn cup of tea in the universe, and watched (thru binoculars) as zombies and laser-beam wearing sharks tore apart all living creatures who were not smart enough to get out of the tea house at the top of the mountain. The end. You're welcome.
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And then Tom Hardy showed up and they had...............a cup of the universe's best d*mn tea. And then they had..........to go to KRF's room at the Inn so that KRF could change his urine-soaked pants and then one thing led to another and then they had......................sex!
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kingricefan said:
Said puppy being a Golden Retriever, and supernaturally gifted (as per any Golden Retriever that appears in any Koontz book), it was able to communicate to KRF that the tea house was soon to be attacked by zombies and laser-beam wearing sharks (thank you Austin Power movies and shades of Sharknado) and said puppy and KRF slowly made their way back down to the stone steps carved into the mountain, then traveled back down those steps to the Inn at the base of the mountain, entered the Inn and went to the dining area, ordered the best d*mn cup of tea in the universe, and watched (thru binoculars) as zombies and laser-beam wearing sharks tore apart all living creatures who were not smart enough to get out of the tea house at the top of the mountain. The end. You're welcome.
:biglove:
PS- And then Tom Hardy showed up and they had...............a cup of the universe's best d*mn tea. And then they had..........to go to KRF's room at the Inn so that KRF could change his urine-soaked pants and then one thing led to another and then they had......................sex!
:lol:
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I'm totally making you and Tom Hardy a little more presentable! :laugh:
 
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Lepplady said:
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Any luck?
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...ohhh I only wish...I would be her good and obedient servant....
 
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ghost19 said:
Kate and I watch as all the awesome SKMB members clamber up the trail, some members chasing Michelle Rodriguez, others chasing visions of Johnny Depp, still others trying to rescue a puppy who turns out to be one helluva helicopter pilot. We all drink, we all palaver about our favorite author, and everyone tells Kate how nice of a couple we make. The days pass, no one has to go to work, everyone is healthy, all friends and loved ones drop by for a cup of tea and good conversation. Eventually, the inevitable happens. Clouds converge upon the temple. Kate smiles, tells me she has to go, then fades slowly back into the mist . I stand there alone, in the temple that has been abandoned for millennia, with the echoes of my own thoughts bearing witness to the fact it was only a wonderful dream from my own level of the tower.
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...the Mist????....she was only an alien mind projection???....not a "I wanna sleep wit dat" beauty?.....

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kingricefan said:
Said puppy being a Golden Retriever, and supernaturally gifted (as per any Golden Retriever that appears in any Koontz book), it was able to communicate to KRF that the tea house was soon to be attacked by zombies and laser-beam wearing sharks (thank you Austin Power movies and shades of Sharknado) and said puppy and KRF slowly made their way back down to the stone steps carved into the mountain, then traveled back down those steps to the Inn at the base of the mountain, entered the Inn and went to the dining area, ordered the best d*mn cup of tea in the universe, and watched (thru binoculars) as zombies and laser-beam wearing sharks tore apart all living creatures who were not smart enough to get out of the tea house at the top of the mountain. The end. You're welcome.
:biglove:
PS-
And then Tom Hardy showed up and they had...............a cup of the universe's best d*mn tea. And then they had..........to go to KRF's room at the Inn so that KRF could change his urine-soaked pants and then one thing led to another and then they had......................sex!
:lol:
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...whilst a genetically enhanced ape, who had been trailing the retriever for miles-first watched...then started collecting "Bananas"....:shock:
 
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GNTLGNT said:
...no more than the "Who shot JR?" finale...
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So... somebody called Kristin shot him? But by the sounds of it, they made everyone wait a long time to find this out?
:umm: so you're telling me that... I will have to wait and see?
Or am I really someone called Kristin and I'm in love with my brother-in-law who is called JR... and I am going to shoot him?
 
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I would be the person who tries to get up there and freezes in the middle of the skariest part. They've got to have some sort of emergency plan for people like me. lol! :shock:
 
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