World's scariest cup of tea

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GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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Almost forgot, the helicopter pilot is Michelle Rodriguez, forgot to mention that earlier.:idea:
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ghost19

"Have I run too far to get home?"
Sep 25, 2011
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Kate and I watch as all the awesome SKMB members clamber up the trail, some members chasing Michelle Rodriguez, others chasing visions of Johnny Depp, still others trying to rescue a puppy who turns out to be one helluva helicopter pilot. We all drink, we all palaver about our favorite author, and everyone tells Kate how nice of a couple we make. The days pass, no one has to go to work, everyone is healthy, all friends and loved ones drop by for a cup of tea and good conversation. Eventually, the inevitable happens. Clouds converge upon the temple. Kate smiles, tells me she has to go, then fades slowly back into the mist . I stand there alone, in the temple that has been abandoned for millennia, with the echoes of my own thoughts bearing witness to the fact it was only a wonderful dream from my own level of the tower.
 

FlakeNoir

Original Kiwi© SKMB®
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Apr 11, 2006
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Kate and I watch as all the awesome SKMB members clamber up the trail, some members chasing Michelle Rodriguez, others chasing visions of Johnny Depp, still others trying to rescue a puppy who turns out to be one helluva helicopter pilot. We all drink, we all palaver about our favorite author, and everyone tells Kate how nice of a couple we make. The days pass, no one has to go to work, everyone is healthy, all friends and loved ones drop by for a cup of tea and good conversation. Eventually, the inevitable happens. Clouds converge upon the temple. Kate smiles, tells me she has to go, then fades slowly back into the mist . I stand there alone, in the temple that has been abandoned for millennia, with the echoes of my own thoughts bearing witness to the fact it was only a wonderful dream from my own level of the tower.
Oh no... crap, really... and then he woke up?
Am I even real?