Boobs!
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I just enjoy reading the title over and over again.
Yesterday I mowed the lawn wearing shorts and sandals. I know to mow wearing sandals is dangerous, but I'm too lazy to put shoes and socks on. And I say the only times it's wrong to mow wearing shorts is when the underbrush is so full of prickles and thorns as to tear one's lower legs up, in which case to use a tool other than a lawnmower might seem appropriate, and if there's poison ivy to walk thru.Yeah, mowing in shorts is probably wrong, but wearing jeans in 80 and 90 degree temps is not something I want to do.
I don't know about you guys, but I was more or less expecting:
When we first moved to my mom's house, we had a full acre of blackberries in the front "yard". It took 3 years and two controlled fires to get rid of them. We used a brush hog to mow it down. I tried at first with a large sized riding mower and came back looking like I'd spent a day falling in the razor factory.
Wild raspberries and blackberries are the worst for thorns. Each stem has a trillion skinny, very sharp thorns of varying lengths, arranged very closely together. The thorns easily penetrate leather work gloves. I've gotten rid of almost all of the wild raspberries I had in the front yard, but there are a number of plants in the backyard still.
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Y'know, they actually made a remake of The Day of the Triffids in the last few years. It probably had more boobs in it than this thread does.
Are you still whining about the lack of cleavage here? Don't make me call the Boob Nazis.
I was the victim of blatant and premeditated deception. I am not in the wrong here.
Just goes to show you there's a sucker born every minute.
Hmph. I would ask to speak to someone in charge around here but they're all women.
*dialing Boob Nazis*Hmph. I would ask to speak to someone in charge around here but they're all women.
I guess someone needs to make a Blue Raspberry thread so we can talk about boobs more.
Quite possibly that was the only useful thing I learned in math class.
LOL. Just think of the angst and back room confabs the mods would have if someone started a thread titled "DICKS"Hmph. I would ask to speak to someone in charge around here but they're all women.
You know... Tricky Dick Nixon, Dick Tracy, Dick Van Dyke, etc.
I use the weed eater in sandals and shorts. I slash my legs up like Walmart slashes prices. And yes, I hear about it from my husband.