Boobs!

[Sundrop]

Yeah, mowing in shorts is probably wrong, but wearing jeans in 80 and 90 degree temps is not something I want to do.

There's the problem......you're supposed to eat them, not mow them

Do you call them blue raspberries, or black raspberries?.......inquiring minds want to know.
Okay, so it's just my mind, but I'm kinda curious if this is a regional thing

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Why are more liberal women the least likely to show their boobs in public? Something is wrong with that picture...

I thought liberal women were boo... Oh never mind.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

If anybody wants to pick wild grapes in the fall... see me. I've got zillions.

 

[Sundrop]

Blue raspberries. Bah!

What kind of herb are you growing next to them, might I ask?

We've always called them blue raspberries.......

Just your average green herbs.....rosemary, dill weed, basil, etc

 

[Out of Order]

We've always called them blue raspberries.......

Just your average green herbs.....rosemary, dill weed, basil, etc

You know what really makes me made about this?

 

[DiO'Bolic]

There's the problem......you're supposed to eat them, not mow them

Do you call them blue raspberries, or black raspberries?.......inquiring minds want to know.
Okay, so it's just my mind, but I'm kinda curious if this is a regional thing

I mow them down, they're like triffids.

I call them devilberries, but we refer to them here in the Poconos as "wild raspberries" (with a silent "p" of course).

 

[Moderator]

I thought liberal women were boo... Oh never mind.

 

[Sundrop]

You know what really makes me made about this?

That you can't have any?

 

[Sundrop]

I mow them down, they're like triffids.

I call them devilberries, but we refer to them here in the Poconos as "wild raspberries" (with a silent "p" of course).

What's a triffid?.....I'm afraid to Google.

......and you could have said blue just to help me out, just sayin'

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I was gonna say "bootiful." Yeah... I'm stickin' with that!

 

[Out of Order]

That you can't have any?

That and the fact that you're picking them already and the ones (not blue ones mind you) in our neck of the woods are just barely flowering.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

What's a triffid?.....I'm afraid to Google.

......and you could have said blue just to help me out, just sayin'

Oh go ahead and google it. (A alien plant that has the ability to become mobile and attack humans.)

And they give me the blues... does that help any?

 

[Sundrop]

That and the fact that you're picking them already and the ones (not blue ones mind you) in our neck of the woods are just barely flowering.

Should I add that I went for a walk at the viaduct over the weekend?

 

[Moderator]

I was gonna say "bootiful." Yeah... I'm stickin' with that!

Uh huh

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Uh huh

I’ll have you know I never lie... unless it’s absolutely convenient.

 

[Sundrop]

Oh go ahead and google it. (A alien plant that has the ability to become mobile and attack humans.)

Kinda reminds me of the plant in Little Shop of Horrors

And they give me the blues... does that help any?

Doesn't help me much, but I have a feeling that OoO will be all over it....

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Kinda reminds me of the plant in Little Shop of Horrors

Doesn't help me much, but I have a feeling that OoO will be all over it....

A little west of me in Blue Ball Pennsylvania, I think they refer to them as blue raspberries. But everything from there is blue.
A favorite joke there to segue into the topic:

Spoiler

The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors who were all quite skilled in the latest medical techniques. None of them could figure out how to cure him, or even what ailed him. Finally, a wise old physician was brought in. After an hour, he came out and told the cardinals that the bad news was that the Pope had a difficult disorder of the testicles -- terminal blue balls.

He said that the good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was to have sex a couple of times. Well, of course this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the Pope himself with the doctor and explained the situation.

After some thought, the Pope stated, "I reluctantly agree, but only under four very strict conditions".

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite and uproar. Over all of the noise there came a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions"?

The room immediately stilled.

The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex. And third, she must be mute so that if she somehow figures it all out, she can tell no one".

After another long pause, a voice finally asked, "And the fourth condition"?

The Pope replied, "Big Boobs"!

 

[Sundrop]

For Out of Order

These are the blue raspberries I picked this morning. I'll be enjoying them later........ and you don't have any

 

[hossenpepper]

Oh go ahead and google it. (A alien plant that has the ability to become mobile and attack humans.)

And they give me the blues... does that help any?

From Rocky Horror, Science Fiction Double Feature...

"I really got hot
When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills"

I do this song on acoustic sometimes and that is my favorite line in the song. Bravo sir, you don't hear that reference often...

 

[hossenpepper]

Cons have bigger ones.

Or drink more maybe....