All that stuff isn't needed. A low cut top and a six pack in hand makes you the most beautiful girl in the world. Well, at least after the six pack it does.This is why Users of Coconut Oils and Botanical Extracts are superior.
Beauty Tips (Men)
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Where there's a will, there's a way...
...and possibly some of this, Danie...
Does this look like a man who uses WD-40 as a moisturizer and a weed-whacker to trim his hair??
Does this look like a man who uses WD-40 as a moisturizer and a weed-whacker to trim his hair??
...if you accessorize with the right metal detector and floppy straw hat it durn sure is!...
Anyone else ever use Comet cleanser on their teeth? Or just me...years ago this was. Just the other day I visited the dentist...but say you're living a late-trailer payment life and so on and so forth and scooby doobie doo...a little dab of Comet on the toothbrush, bend over the sink, and hit the pearlies white again. Oh the shark bite... Now they got all those strips to make you breath better, or snore less, whiten your teeth. So yeah, bend over the sink and brush a bit...try not to swallow any cleanser. That stuff can't be good for you.
I wonder how you use one of those Wonder Buttons? FF posted a few back. Haven't worn a tie since...I got married I think. Some funerals and weddings since then, but I rented the tie shirt pants shoes and coat too, the whole shebang. I ought to buy a coat and tie so the wife has something nice to bury me in. Told her to burn me up sprinkle me out Point Mills down Red Barn Road...under a tree, but no, she says she's going to plant me come hell or high-water. I remember the old right-over-left, left-over-right, up and down through and snug tight from service days...if I have that right...Windsor knot? We'll let the funeral home director worry about that.
I wonder how you use one of those Wonder Buttons? FF posted a few back. Haven't worn a tie since...I got married I think. Some funerals and weddings since then, but I rented the tie shirt pants shoes and coat too, the whole shebang. I ought to buy a coat and tie so the wife has something nice to bury me in. Told her to burn me up sprinkle me out Point Mills down Red Barn Road...under a tree, but no, she says she's going to plant me come hell or high-water. I remember the old right-over-left, left-over-right, up and down through and snug tight from service days...if I have that right...Windsor knot? We'll let the funeral home director worry about that.
Does this look like a man who uses WD-40 as a moisturizer and a weed-whacker to trim his hair??
I am tempted to say, No, but he looks to be out of my league because he already has a boyfriend, but I'm far too refined and correct to say anything like that.
So I might trim or pluck the nose hair, and I might shave the ear hair, at least to take it to less than the broccoli florets look, and I might attend to my other personal grooming appropriately (if not completely), but I'll be hanged if I can find a back hair do-it-yourself system.
He ain't gay. He's Grégory Fitoussi. He plays Henri LeClaire on Mr. Selfridge on PBS...and I'm pretty sure he knows the benefits of coconut oil.
He ain't gay. He's Grégory Fitoussi. He plays Henri LeClaire on Mr. Selfridge on PBS...and I'm pretty sure he knows the benefits of coconut oil.
It was a humorous comment, spawned by the old joke, "Why can't I meet a man who looks good, takes care of himself, is passionate, sensitive, neat, and knows how to cook? Because those guys already have boyfriends."
In my case, I like to cook, I tell her I love her and make her laugh every day, and if I understood skin and oils, I might do something about that too. It's a work in progress. Except for the new gene pool. Sigh.
You mean yer no longer in the mood then?
Men take a look at the toes. If they are gnarly looking don't wear sandals.
After following the beauty tips on toe grooming in this thread, I would say that you could eat off my toes they look so good.
You sure? I have a toested cheese sammich with your name on it waiting on my big piggie.
Any of us can look like that with a little effort.........and possibly some of this, Danie...
Does this look like a man who uses WD-40 as a moisturizer and a weed-whacker to trim his hair??
Ok, OoO, even I'm starting to feel oogey...
I have a solution for that. But maybe I better clam up.
True. Photoshop does wonders.
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Tip #37: If you cut yourself shaving, some balled up toilet paper stuck to the wound usually does the trick. If the bleeding continues more than a day then a stitch or two might be in order. But remember a tourniquet around the neck is never a good idea.
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